FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 01, 2021

Nice deduction there, Peter.

he war-mongers.

I thought that way, too! Use I will instead of I’ll, etc.

We fought the Oompa Loompas.

We fought against the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor (Animal House).

Don’t ask Paige, she doesn’t know.

C’mon Peter, you fought the remnants of World War 0! Everyone knows that!

Basically ourselves, like in every war.

I jokingly told my daughters that “very” is your best friend in essay-writing.

Let’s see: Germany, Austro-Hungary, the Ottoman Empire, I can’t tell you on which side the various Balkan States aligned – they seemed to choose up sides based who they hated most: Germany or Russia. Romania switched sides, twice.

I found using a quote such as “Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.” In my essays really helped.

Did Amend mean to comment on the sad state of the education system? If so he nailed it.

Be careful, Peter, this borders on plagiarism.

History books are 450 pages of the same 3 page stories with different names, dates, and locations.

Just look it up on Wikipedia, you’ll get all the unbiased facts

What do all those G’s stand for?

We fought the British, duh, in Korea.

The horrid huns

“We fought the law, and the law won”?

Peter is really great at math it seems.

Oddly enough, he’s right about the word count thing.