FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 04, 2022

At least the T wasn’t tofu, right? (What would have been L if not lettuce?)

You’re a menace Andy

Burger, Lemon Meringue Pie, Tequila

Beans might make it more musical

I prefer to replace the lettuce with avocado.

I would have preferred you went to the store and bought some bacon.

Hmmm…what kind of beans were you thinking? Pintos or Black beans would have been Waaaay better tasting than broccoli.

Better than one BLT mentioned in ‘Alice’ once—Bologna, Lard & Tuna.

took you long time to realize how “frightening” she can be

I’ll have bourbon, lettuce and tomato, thanks.

The “B” is the only part of a BLT that I actually like.

Butterscotch candy’d work too.

We serve BOLTS = bacon, onion, lettuce, tomato, Swiss.

I have tried broccoli prepared in just about every way except deep-fat-fried – scratch that, I once tried broccoli tempura. I am convinced that there is nothing one can do to the weed to make it fit for human consumption. Every now and then, I will give it another shot to see if my tastes have changed.

I still hate it as much as when I was 6 years old.

Good thing they don’t have a cat. On ALF, he wanted a bacon, Lucky and tomato sandwich.

Who do we call on this woman? The funny farm? Social services? Gordon Ramsay?

B.egone L.ackless T.asteless MENU – MAY BACON BACON BACON be the only “B” in BLT!!!

Red Bean sandwiches aren’t bad when made from yesterdays red beans. Red beans are always better the next day!

Many years ago, my late loving wife and I found out after a bumper crop of zucchini. Thinly sliced zucchini can replace the lettuce and has more flavor too.

I’m surprised she didn’t serve a Brussel sprout, lima bean and turnip sandwich.

I once got the idea of serving a Beano, lutefisk, and tangerine sandwich.

Beans are OK with me……

This is where you text the nearest sandwich shop to see how fast they can deliver.

The future of BLT foretold. Especially when everyone seems to be nudged to go at least vegetarian.

My mother was not the greatest cook in the world but at least she wasn’t Andy Fox. Actually, compared to Andy, my mother WAS the greatest cook in the world.

I notice Andy only says “We’re out of bacon” not “You know I don’t permit that horrible stuff in my house!”

Wasn’t Paige’s STEAK school lunch “Squid Tentacles, Eggplant And Kale?”

This is more frightening than the Halloween strips this week.

Andy must be stopped.

I think I’d prefer a new wife or chef