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I bought a t-shirt in 1996 that had a photo of Bill Gates as a Borg. It said “Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated”. I wore it for years every Halloween.
XP was one of Microsoft’s most popular operating systems mainly because it was the first that didn’t give you the Blue Screen of Death every day and it was around for so long.
It was always the rumor that Microsoft never threw away old code because they weren’t sure what it did, so they just added new code for new features (aka “bugs”) and that’s how it got so bloated.
What’s the code for “freeze the screen” and “do everything in the most clumsy way possible” and “make users click 5 times where once would suffice”?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 1 day ago
I bought a t-shirt in 1996 that had a photo of Bill Gates as a Borg. It said “Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated”. I wore it for years every Halloween.
Zykoic 1 day ago
So glad I do not use Microsoft stuff. Ubuntu is the way.
Julius Marold Premium Member 1 day ago
Well, XP sure didn’t do it. Also 10 and 11 and everything in between.
win.45mag 1 day ago
domination with xp ???? LMBO.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 1 day ago
Yes, like creating an OS that needs special hardware your machine doesn’t have so you need to buy a new one or switch to Linux.
aerotica69 1 day ago
Windows XP???? AUUUUUGGGGHHHH! Flashback city – NO NO NO NO!
Robert- 50d99b] 1 day ago
When Jason typed, Is there a God? The computer replied, “There Is Now!”.
stepzla 1 day ago
I guess they didn’t see android comming.
dflak 1 day ago
XP was one of Microsoft’s most popular operating systems mainly because it was the first that didn’t give you the Blue Screen of Death every day and it was around for so long.
Popular is a relative term.
Durak Premium Member 1 day ago
Jason should have focused on what was happening over at Twitter, instead of worrying about Microsoft.
John Jorgensen 1 day ago
All the way up to XP, huh? How futuristic.
KEA 1 day ago
It was always the rumor that Microsoft never threw away old code because they weren’t sure what it did, so they just added new code for new features (aka “bugs”) and that’s how it got so bloated.
desertinutah1951 1 day ago
Which I’d made the switch to Ubuntu 20 years ago. I so despise Windows and all things Microsoft…all things.
billdaviswords 1 day ago
What’s the code for “freeze the screen” and “do everything in the most clumsy way possible” and “make users click 5 times where once would suffice”?
Very glad we switched to Mac 20 years ago.
metagalaxy1970 1 day ago
I liked XP, extremely stable. Windows 10, not so much.
M.K.Staffeld about 19 hours ago
Very little has changed since the time this comic was first published…
Prescott_Philosopher about 7 hours ago
Sigh! OS/2 was so much better than Windoze.