FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 06, 2025

hmm I wonder what happened to the monitor …. o_O!

What is that in the foreground, 2nd panel?

Hell hath no fury like a woman facing reality

SportyBoy.

I love how Bill Amend takes the time to tune each magazine to the character reading it.

next time, Peter, get an iFruit with a smaller keyboard….

I guess that’s his dinner today.

Hmmm, bigger b00bs? Yes. Nose job? Maybe. But tummy tuck? Doesn’t look as though she needs that. (Just my two cents’ worth.)

Those rhino’s ALL need a nose job. The perfect example of why it’s called rhinoplasty !

And you didn’t realize this before the I do’s?

Quad-Ds? She’d have to put warning lights on them when moving around.

She made him eat his words.

You should simply have apologized profusely to her, over and over again.

That keyboard probably tastes better than anything that Andy can cook up!

The man is dumber than a box of rocks.

I’m kinda disappointed they don’t show us the result of all that hard work.

I’ve been using AI in my photo touch ups and editing lately and it’s amazing how well it works.

I finally figured out that that’s the keyboard and mouse (round?, Apple?) in his mouth.

So she shoved the keyboard into his mouth and he’s just leaving it there? As a sign of his penitence, perhaps? I would think that would trigger his gag reflex. Certainly he shouldn’t be able to speak clearly.

“To see Roger’s proposed depiction of Andy, please like and subscribe to the Foxtrot newsletter…”

And YOU, Roger, have no sense. Not one brain cell.

He SHOULD have created an Andy who was cooking meat lasagna and frying hamburgers…