As we draw nigh upon Easter, look up the “resurrection” fables in the 4 gospels and try to figure out what really happened that day.
It’s like the story about the 4 guys who blew off their chem final, then asked to take a make-up test using the excuse that their car had had a flat tire. The prof gave them a single page:
1) 5% – Explain the formula H2O.
2) 95% – Which tire?
The result was exactly what you’d expect from the same process the cops use when they interrogate suspects in different rooms. Do the stories match? If not, at least one of them (but possibly ALL of them) is lying.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
And he didn’t even stop to count the holes that fill the Albert Hall.
Jml58 over 5 years ago
He is not Lassie.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
It was the (W)hole truth and nothing but the truth.
Jeff0811 over 5 years ago
He should tell that to a priest. At least they are used to holy stories.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
He should get some credit for inventiveness.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
Frank tried filling him in but the boss just couldn’t dig it. Said the story was full of hot air. Oh well.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Well, Boss, that’s what you get for having me work on Sunday.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
My wife’s tire was going flat because it had an extra nail in it. It had one more than it needed.
InTraining Premium Member over 5 years ago
So Frank’s story doesn’t hold water….?
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
The first three were plausible, but with the fourth he forgot that Lassie “told” him Timmy had fallen into the hole.
The Goon Show Premium Member over 5 years ago
Reminds me of the excuses my wife’s caregivers have given us lately.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Whatever happened to “The cat ate my homework”? KISS. . .
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
As we draw nigh upon Easter, look up the “resurrection” fables in the 4 gospels and try to figure out what really happened that day.
It’s like the story about the 4 guys who blew off their chem final, then asked to take a make-up test using the excuse that their car had had a flat tire. The prof gave them a single page:
1) 5% – Explain the formula H2O.
2) 95% – Which tire?
The result was exactly what you’d expect from the same process the cops use when they interrogate suspects in different rooms. Do the stories match? If not, at least one of them (but possibly ALL of them) is lying.