“Look, I can work with others or I can pass a drug test. But not both!
Have a bad day just to show him who’s boss!
I’ve felt like this
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ
ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ
☺️
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’s
ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ
“Don’t Worry — Be Sappy!”
“Have a nice day!” “Sorry, but I made other plans.”
Failure will result in a fine.
Well then, instead, have a cookie…!
“Or I’ll Kill You”
Like when someone gives you directions and ends it with “you can’t miss it.” That’s pressure.
You’ll have a nice day, and you’ll LIKE having a nice day!
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Yakety Sax about 7 hours ago
“Look, I can work with others or I can pass a drug test. But not both!
constantine48 about 6 hours ago
Have a bad day just to show him who’s boss!
cracker65 about 6 hours ago
I’ve felt like this
pschearer Premium Member about 6 hours ago
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
ʲᔆ about 6 hours ago
ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ
ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ
☺️
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’s
ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ
PraiseofFolly about 5 hours ago
“Don’t Worry — Be Sappy!”
Captain Colorado about 5 hours ago
“Have a nice day!” “Sorry, but I made other plans.”
The Reader Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Failure will result in a fine.
InTraining Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Well then, instead, have a cookie…!
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 39 minutes ago
“Or I’ll Kill You”
[Traveler] Premium Member 36 minutes ago
Like when someone gives you directions and ends it with “you can’t miss it.” That’s pressure.
uniquename 12 minutes ago
You’ll have a nice day, and you’ll LIKE having a nice day!