Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 16, 2025

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 month ago

    “Look, I can work with others or I can pass a drug test. But not both!

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    constantine48  about 1 month ago

    Have a bad day just to show him who’s boss!

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    cracker65  about 1 month ago

    I’ve felt like this

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    pschearer Premium Member about 1 month ago

    DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

        ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ

      ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ

              ☺️

    ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’s

       ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 month ago

    “Don’t Worry — Be Sappy!”

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    Captain Colorado  about 1 month ago

    “Have a nice day!” “Sorry, but I made other plans.”

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Failure will result in a fine.

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    InTraining Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Well then, instead, have a cookie…!

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    CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Or I’ll Kill You”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Like when someone gives you directions and ends it with “you can’t miss it.” That’s pressure.

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    You’ll have a nice day, and you’ll LIKE having a nice day!

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    sandpiper  about 1 month ago

    H-m-m-m-m 20 degree high, two week old ice and snow everywhere, solid cloud cover, appointment with cancer doc , , , what more could one ask?

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    a sage  about 1 month ago

    It’s just wishing you a nice day. It’s not an obligation.

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    Kaputnik  about 1 month ago

    You only need to have a nice day. It doesn’t need to be today, and certainly not every day. Does that take some of the pressure off?

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    1953Baby  about 1 month ago

    OMG! A character in a book I’m reading pointed out that Sisyphus (‘member him???) the rock pusher is just a metaphor for daily life. . .this is right alongside that. . .BUT at least it doesn’t add that treacly “Have a blessed day!”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Just say no” has done as much to prevent drug abuse as “have a nice day” has done to prevent depression.

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    ChazNCenTex  about 1 month ago

    “Have a nice day…or else!”

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    Smeagol  about 1 month ago

    Have a nice day, yesterday.

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    so you want me to take the day off

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