Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 20, 2025

I’d pay to get that option.

In my car, if I accelerate by to many G’s it tightens up too much

the new SQUEEZEMOBILE

@Gweedo it’s legal here Murray   

it’s likely available on Paramount – which is free if you are already paying to be a WalmartPlus member

I’m just a rank and file Wally World slopper. I see so much stuff online that there’s not much point in spending too many whole hour blocks…; maybe someday…

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@Gweedo it’s legal here Murray   

it’s likely available on Paramount – which is free if you are already paying to be a WalmartPlus member

I’m just a rank and file Wally World slopper. I see so much stuff online that there’s not much point in spending too many whole hour blocks…; maybe someday…

It’s called the “My Mother, the Car” option.

I liked the airbags which were filled with popcorn and inflated/popped on collision so one could munch while waiting for assistance. I believe it was a Saturday Night Live skit

The Countmobile is so polite a little arm comes out and hands you the seatbelt when you shut the door and turn the key. Kinda nudges The Countess on the shoulder when she forgets. Cool beans and no kidding.

Be sure to try the rear wiper button. You may be surprised what the new hybrids can do.

There’s a fine line between being hugged and Trumped.

Instead you can for the EJECT button…!

You’ll need that a lot – every time you think of what you are paying for it.

And the car whispers, “There, there. Everything will be OK.”

My wife’s car already had that option installed. Whenever I lean forward to look out the passenger side window the seat belt just gives me the tightest hug.

When I feel overwhelmed and can’t cope anymore, I go to the nearest hardware store and get a coping saw.

Bought a new car 3 yrs ago now and you would not believe all the crap it can do…..

Does it have a button that says “REAR WIPER”?