Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 01, 2013

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    Don Winchester Premium Member over 11 years ago

    God’s never done anything WE need to forgive Him for! He is perfect!

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    If God made everything, that means he made evil….

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    religion ruins everything.

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    Gator007  over 11 years ago

    Fayette county in Georgia is closing 3 public schools. Budget cuts.

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    Gator007  over 11 years ago

    And sold a school they had built last year. Talk about mismanagement.

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    debbyw  over 11 years ago

    Or okapi, I think there he was using leftover parts.

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    Strod  over 11 years ago

    I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumoursBut I think that God’s got a sick sense of humorAnd when I die I expect to find Him laughing Depeche Mode, Blasphemous Rumors

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    rugeirn  over 11 years ago

    THAT LINE DOES NOT APPEAR ANYWHERE IN FROST’S COLLECTED WORKS.

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    Storm F-1/4  over 11 years ago

    God didn’t create that stuff we did. He didn’t make us into robots that would follow Him without question and do everything right. He gave us a brain an emotions. We did this. We made war, disease, suffering. Blaming our Lord is a cheap way out. We are the problem.

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    phoenixnyc  over 11 years ago

    And let’s not forget the few dozen naturally occuring elements and compounds that do nasty things to our bodies—arsenic, for example..And incidentally, what kind of “supreme” being designs a life form and then puts it on a world where 70% of the world’s surface is uninhabitable?

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    JanLC  over 11 years ago

    In the UK, “Easter Monday” is a national holiday.

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    Defective Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Man may have done it, but God certainly knew what would happen when he created man, and therefor is complicit in the crime. Or is he not truly omniscient? God created man, fully knowing of the atrocities and crimes he would commit and you’re telling me he gets off because he merely made man.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago

    All I know is that I never PERSONALLY tasted the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, yet presumably I was born to suffer the punishment of those who did, 6000 years ago. When it suited God’s purpose, I’m told He was able and willing to remove the stain of Original Sin from one woman, 4000 years after the offending action was committed. Why not from remove it from every newborn person, beginning with Cain? Or at least after seven generations?

    As a “Heavenly Father”, God sets an example that would get any earthly father following it tossed in jail for child abuse.

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    lmonteros  over 11 years ago

    So become a Calvinist and you won’t have a problem with God as the author of evil. If we understood it all, we would be gods, and if we are, we are doing a lousy job.

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    meowlin  over 11 years ago

    I’ve yet to have someone explain why the orders after the fall of Jericho don’t prove that that deity isn’t an egregious animal abuser.

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    Mbfrezon  over 11 years ago

    Happy National Poetry Month folks! And thanks Jef for the tip o’the hat!

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    Yodatwo2  over 11 years ago

    Yup, that’s one great couplet…Gotta love that Frost guy…

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