Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 09, 2020

At least imaginary homework isn’t irrational.

(bad math joke, there)

Our sweet old dog Smokey actually did eat my homework once. For some reason, the teacher didn’t believe me.

LOL! That was a good one, Frazz!

Kid learned that being devious requires careful thought.

Homework: an insidious plot to further widen the gulf between the haves and the have-nots.

Also, terrible preparation for the working world, where nobody would stick around a company where the boss said, after a day at the office, “Here, here’s another 3-4 hours of work I expect you to do at home tonight.”

I don’t have any kids, but isn’t more homework today done on digital devises and emailed in? Or do kids print it out and hand it in the next day?—Rip Van Winkle

for today I would say a bear ate it

Jef Mallett’s Blog Posts Frazz11 hrs · I probably shouldn’t have suggested a cartoon kid get an imaginary dog. Next thing you know, cartoon kids will be getting imaginary jungle cats, and who knows where that would lead?

It’s an iDog.