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Also: Oysters make pearls themselves – and as a gem, the pearl is good enough (as jewelry) to satisfy them. [Kidney stones are not enough to satisfy humans as jewelry.]
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Also: Oysters make pearls themselves – and as a gem, the pearl is good enough (as jewelry) to satisfy them. [Kidney stones are not enough to satisfy humans as jewelry.]
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How do you know they don’t? Have you ever seen an oyster dressed up to go to the opera?
cervelo almost 2 years ago
And we get a little chemistry course to boot…
cathluk almost 2 years ago
In Victorian times people made jewelry and art out of the hair of the decreased. Ewwww
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Clever, cute, and just a light touch of snark on the side.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
improbable + improbable does not = probable.
The Orange Mailman almost 2 years ago
Humans make jewelry to feel beautiful. Oysters are satisfied the way they are.
rshive almost 2 years ago
Have yet to find an oyster with sufficient dexterity to carve kidney stones.
jconnors3954 almost 2 years ago
Silly squared!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Like doesn’t dissolve like on GoComics. The likes accumulate. Just look at the heart to the right of the strip.
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
It’s kind of funny how wearing parts of animals is considered either fashionable or barbaric, depending on what parts you wear.
blah_duh almost 2 years ago
I use the same logic when talking to four-year-olds, and they’re always satisfied.
Lambutts almost 2 years ago
Have you ever seen an Asian with a tattoo spelled in English on their arm?