Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 21, 2023

His order is the “tithe” & “scythe” platter.

Just when he thought, “Can it get any worse?”…

He can apply for reaperations.

Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.

This corner will keep the coroner busy.

1, 2. Knock out!

Quick, grab that IRS guy and turn him around!

If it wasn’t for bad luck

He wouldn’t have no luck at all….

It’s a certainty.

Then after death gets done with you, here comes the IRS again to finish the job….

If one thing doesn’t kill you, some other thing will.

From the frying pan into the fire.

Somewhere on Inevitable Street.

Did you hear about the follower of the dark side in Houston? Darth in Texas.

They are both Undertakers!

His momma told him there’d be days like this…

Was a roller coaster for taxes up here in Canada this year. CRA said I would get 1400 dollars back. Sweet I said. Then they informed my wife she owed 1050. So we are up a bit but it sure was nice for a day to have 1400.

Death and taxes, well that’s another story! ( With apologies to Joe Strummer and the boys.)

The sweet, sweet release of death just a little slow

Can’t be Illinois, they’d figure a way to keep you from meeting up with death so they could continue to bleed you for more next year (assuming you didn’t move away)

You reap what you owe.

On the corner of a dilemma…

He could always choose to cross the street instead. Of course the Wiley Bears are waiting over there.

No, no, no, they’re only going after the rich.

Black leather jacket, blue jeans….maybe he was trying to mug the IRS guy.

Poor b00b

Death and taxes do in another victim.