Try “stumping” on b"arbor" websites.
Dandruff shampoos?
Being a Pine, I don’t have that problem.
Tree with spectacles? Unbeleafable ain’t it.
This comic leaves much to be desired
Try “Tree Topper”.
Quit whining. It’s only seasonal for you guys. For some of us, Fall was permanent.
Try Leaf Club for Trees.
Leaf wigs?
Sorry. The closest I could find was “earwigs”.
These days bald is fashionable.
By this time in their lives, I would expect them to just accept the fact that this happens every year. And that they just have to take a break and things will grow back in the spring.
Nothing ‘springs’ to mind.
Rub this ointment on yourself every day. You should start seeing results about five months from now!
Leafwig would be a good name for a band.
Be patient; winter snows will come, “And periwig with wool the baldpate woods,” as John Dryden put it in The Art of Poetry (1683).
Look under “Faux Foliage”.
Sorry fellas, it’s in the genes…
Maybe try Branch transplants…..
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 11 months ago
Try “stumping” on b"arbor" websites.
Ubintold 11 months ago
Dandruff shampoos?
oldpine52 11 months ago
Being a Pine, I don’t have that problem.
Gent 11 months ago
Tree with spectacles? Unbeleafable ain’t it.
Digital Frog 11 months ago
This comic leaves much to be desired
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 11 months ago
Try “Tree Topper”.
cdward 11 months ago
Quit whining. It’s only seasonal for you guys. For some of us, Fall was permanent.
nosirrom 11 months ago
Try Leaf Club for Trees.
gammaguy 11 months ago
Leaf wigs?
Sorry. The closest I could find was “earwigs”.
Dobber Premium Member 11 months ago
These days bald is fashionable.
Doug K 11 months ago
By this time in their lives, I would expect them to just accept the fact that this happens every year. And that they just have to take a break and things will grow back in the spring.
Jeffin Premium Member 11 months ago
Nothing ‘springs’ to mind.
Stocky One 11 months ago
Rub this ointment on yourself every day. You should start seeing results about five months from now!
wrloftis 11 months ago
Leafwig would be a good name for a band.
Jefano Premium Member 11 months ago
Be patient; winter snows will come, “And periwig with wool the baldpate woods,” as John Dryden put it in The Art of Poetry (1683).
rwh2 11 months ago
Look under “Faux Foliage”.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Sorry fellas, it’s in the genes…
tee929 11 months ago
Maybe try Branch transplants…..