Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 21, 2025

Ground “breaking” a new “subway” station.

We won’t sue you for breaking our floor.

mind the gap

Right, just do it.

This tip feature was meant to help you exit the lift chair. All the residents called it The Dump Truck model

I don’t think she will be talking about anything.

One retirement community my Mom was in required a one year lease. When she needed to move before one year, out of medical necessity, the company tried to hold her to the lease and wanted one year of payments. She hired an attorney…..

A form of elder scam.

Eh? What this mean?

For half a second a read it as “Mrs Gravity”… :D

It is fitting that her name has hints of the grave. R.I.P.

Soon to be renamed The Shady Rest Home

The ruby slippers. seem to be cursed!

If you had only put in that elevator, like the building codes mandate.

Oh,yes,yes there is!

Next time fasten the seatbelt.

We’ll fix you up and lower your monthly price….

helloooooo Mrs. Gravinsky?

He’s in estate of denial.

It’s her own fault, she exceeded the weight load limit for the chair.

Sewer floor damages.

Gravi ty got her.

I don’t remember seeing this in the TV commercials fpr stair lifts.

What a pity. Those chair elevators always looked like fun.

Took the express rail, and didn’t use a hand hanger.

“You’re right. We’ll talk about it in court.”