Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 03, 2020

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    Skim low, sweet Charity.

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    painedsmile  almost 4 years ago

    She doesn’t look like a siphoner.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, it’s your business how you run your business…

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    David OBrien  almost 4 years ago

    I just need to clarify: Are the requisite funds for the business, or for personal use ? There is, perhaps, an ambiguity in the antecedent.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 4 years ago

    If we were paying her an adequate wage, this would not be necessary.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …some authors’ works are too flowery for me…

    …and she only paid $750.oo in taxes, too…

    …pumpkin spice poetry, now at The Star Knaked Coffee Shop…

    …Mrs. Deacon had been teaching kindergarten since 1888…

    …the secret to her youth is that she ate [ redacted for clarity] and [redacted] kept her young…

    …it is possible that this could be the third in six elections that the president elect didn’t win the popular vote…

    …I am the monster…

    …Frankenstein was the madman that created me…

    … John Wilkes Booth did not kill Lincoln…

    … he was just trying to protect him, that’s all…

    …is your gravy too lumpy?…

    …try using Diet Pepsi Green mixed in with it next time…

    … perfect for when a metaphor just won’t do…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just taking my fair share, and not putting that part in the official transactions book.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Siphoners are always dipping into the books looking for a numbers game…..a little bit here, a little bit there, here a bit, there a bit, every where an eensy bit!

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    I believe it’s called embezzlement, and as a reward, the state will provide for your future housing, clothing, and dietary needs; even medical benefits. Of course it’s all rather strictly regimented, and the housing accommodations are stark. Just do what the Head Matron says and everything will be what will be….

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    Yes, Aunt Hortense has such a checkered past. And I heard ‘personal use’ had a lot to do with pari-mutuel betting. Over an extended period.

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    W Crowley Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I see you are thinking outside the box again.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    The gal has a Money Lisa smile(?) if I ever saw one …!

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 4 years ago

    Seen it happen. She went to jail and nearly destroyed her company.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    What a gas. No Monsanto to kill these weeds.

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

     

    What ISN’T considered a delicacy in Asia?

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    Good idea.

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    katina.cooper  almost 4 years ago

    When did she become a typical politician?

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    Siphoning takes way to much sucking for my tastes, and isn’t it funny that after all that sucking, the one who lost is deemed the sucker.

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    InquireWithin  almost 4 years ago

    And taking notes.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
    …you may find X-rated thimbles elsewhere…

    …the same with rich socialites going down in the elevator…

    …there are other places to steal an elver…

    …or put down a horse…

    …(your mane makes you look fat)…

    …but let’s not sweep it under the rug…

    …the only place to get Frog Applause is at Gocomics…

    …{unless you have access to Mz. Burritt’s private lap…

    …top…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    “Suckers!” she said and flounced away.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator almost 4 years ago

    https://lamefrogapplause.blogspot.com/2020/11/what-requisite-requisite-crap.html

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