Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 15, 2020

Let’s hear it for spontaneous combustion!

But spontaneous dishonesty is even more offensive, especially when it’s a character trait. Only 66 days until January 20th.

This ravishing beauty reminds me of a Klimt work of art…..

Wether spontaneity or not, honesty is the best policy, to keep with self integrity, values and character!

Love the art work, T!

Honesty that offends is almost always spontaneously rejected.

And suddenly, I want a sandwich.

If Gustav Klimt was alive this would kill him.

Eyup.

…honestly, honesty can be skewed with good intent…

…‘cuz how ya put it can mean as much as how ya’ say it…

…cuz certain responses can always be expected with certain spontaneous statements…

…your butt looks as wide as a bus in that dress…

…does it look actually wide as a bus?…

…no…

…so is that honesty?…

…I like the way you look in that dress…

…(I like big butts and I can not lie)…

…sort of doesn’t answer the question…

…left unsaid…

…yes, your butt looks big…

..which begs to differ…

…is it an honest question?…

…is it a trap?…

…is your respected spontaneous response supposed to be given honestly? …

…of course it is…

…but, I’ve found, my god woman take it off before I puke, will get it’s own spontaneous honest reply in return…

Beauty will be convulsive or not at all.

-Andre Breton

Yeah, but only if you don’t take yourself too seriously.

Yeah … and the older you get, the less you give a rat’s

meatloaf leavings …!

Santa Red and Mrs Claus floured cookie dress.

I count 59 different American sandwiches on the Blog. Is this an exhaustive list? It sure seems like it. It exhausted me.

All true but sometimes an active mental editor is s good thing. E. g. “What did you do to your hair?”

In the eye, out the mouth, no brain inbetween.

Suddenly, I hear sitar music.

What good is honesty to the deaf?

For no particular reason, my top sammiches…

Rueben

Tuna melt

Patty melt

Buffalo pulled pork with apple fennel slaw

BLT

Muffuletta

Peanut butter & dill pickles

Bacon & blue cheese burger with jalapeño poppers

Brat dog with extra mustard and Sauerkraut

Not exactly a sandwich, but I do love a good corn dog.

Which one are you?

Never liked those which one are you, put yourself in a box, choose a side crap. I happen to love all of them for different reasons. I am an equal opportunity lover.

What a splendidly crazy-quilt non sequitur! How colorful we can become when first we practice to be spontaneous. —Come again?

They do say “honesty is the best policy,” and this is generally true, except when it isn’t. No matter. It’s a concept that is valued, and that covers an exponential amplitude of failures and/or exceptions….

You were honest with the Gocomics syndicate. That’s why they got scared and didn’t delete you.