According to the Bathmat Factory’s " Bible of Scents, Aromas & Other Pungent Smells". It is described:
To get the full effect of Roses, one must use two cone-like shaped funnels and insert the small end into the nostrils for a full satisfying Aroma and utterly mind boggling sensation. The same procedure can be practiced with other flowers also. The Bathmat factory has a great selection of cones, in many sizes and colors for your enhanced pleasures of sniffing, snorting and whiffing!
“They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But according to researchers, the flowers have been gradually losing their evocative scent – because gardeners have bred them for their appearance rather than their smell”
The last time I tried to smell Rose, she slapped me. Lilly was a bit more receptive, but told me not to linger. Today, I have daisy on my mind. Wish me luck.
The word we use for the sound is onomatopoetic — it imitates the sound that we associate with the sneeze itself. We English speakers think that the sneeze noises sounds like “achoo,” and, hence, “achoo” is the word we use to describe the sound of a sneeze. Except: That’s probably backward.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Freash from the green white houses of rose garden. Better than weed.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…what a good year for the roses…
…many blooms still linger there…
…by anyothername…
…they smell as sweet…
…except I wouldn’t say roses smelled sweet?…
…I never go…
…mmmm, sugar…
…my mom used to say when you smell a rose a miracle is about to happen…
…then, like a mic, she would drop a rose…
…of course Pete Rose was raised from the dead…
…and Jebus never rose but was raised…
…but Mz. Burritt deserves a raise…
…and Delbert Grape raisins from the dead, 2…
…you promised me a rose garden…
…but you didn’t telling me about all the pricks in it…
…and…
…what about the other flowers?…
… Dick, Danny, Don, Erik?…
…Gold Medal, Pillsbury?…
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Roses are red , violets are blue / I’ll smell the roses , it’s better than poo.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
When you smell too long the roses, the roses smell you back.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Perhaps he’ll concentrate on the other flowers just as fully when he gets to them.
gigagrouch over 3 years ago
Try the geraniums, that’d learn ya!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
According to the Bathmat Factory’s " Bible of Scents, Aromas & Other Pungent Smells". It is described:
To get the full effect of Roses, one must use two cone-like shaped funnels and insert the small end into the nostrils for a full satisfying Aroma and utterly mind boggling sensation. The same procedure can be practiced with other flowers also. The Bathmat factory has a great selection of cones, in many sizes and colors for your enhanced pleasures of sniffing, snorting and whiffing!
coltish1 over 3 years ago
He’s hoping this new, unorthodox, allergist he’s seeing will finally bring him some relief.
coltish1 over 3 years ago
He’s the Rahsaan Roland Kirk of floral appreciation.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Gaggle, Gaggle, Gaggle … because I noticed:
“They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But according to researchers, the flowers have been gradually losing their evocative scent – because gardeners have bred them for their appearance rather than their smell”
Linguist over 3 years ago
Nothin’ like doin’ a couple of lines of roses first thing in the morning!
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
I don’t know, it must have been the roses
The roses or the ribbons in her long brown hair
I don’t know, maybe it was the roses
All I know, I could not leave her there
.
Robert Hunter
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Pre tend too.
Delta Dawn what’s that flower you have on.
Could it be a faded rose from days from days gone by.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
The last time I tried to smell Rose, she slapped me. Lilly was a bit more receptive, but told me not to linger. Today, I have daisy on my mind. Wish me luck.
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
Waiting for him to sneeze.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
The word we use for the sound is onomatopoetic — it imitates the sound that we associate with the sneeze itself. We English speakers think that the sneeze noises sounds like “achoo,” and, hence, “achoo” is the word we use to describe the sound of a sneeze. Except: That’s probably backward.
danshen over 3 years ago
You could have different flowers at each nostril. It’d be like an olfactory “Dark Side of the Moon”.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
What “other flowers”? I see only the red and yellow roses (as they are called by the Creator).
Besides, the guy is pretty resourceful, with a paper tubule up each nostril!