Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 27, 2021

Sounds fishy to me, but then I don’t always get Frag Applag, or whatever its called.

It’s all fun and roll poly fish heads ‘till someone loses an eye.

Which was the style at the time…

A six-inch centipede in the kitchen would guarantee that there would be no lunch forthcoming until after the firemen had come to burn my house down. “Look, mummy, there go the firemen! There’s going to be a fire!”

… [ https://youtu.be/H-K2DZojWi0 ]…

…except it wasn’t a six inch entipede envenomation…

…just a euphemism…

…surprise, surprise ,surprise, that wasn’t a cucumber cream finger sandwich, either…

…Youth is wasted on the wrong people…

…they should be licking psychedelic frogs, instead…

…I dreamed I saw it on Yellowstone, once…

…Rip & Beth are just that crazy…

…new coke zero tastes better…

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Get rid of those little ba_ _ards with one treatment! Yes folks, one treatment does the trick!

From spiders, to centipedes, to ants!

So rest assured, next time you’re making cucumber cream cheese finger sandwiches, you won’t be bothered by pesky vermin.

If a centipede only has 99 legs, is it still a centipede?

That’s a lot of work just to get to use the word “envenomated.”

See today’s False Knees comic…

https://www.gocomics.com/false-knees/2021/09/27?ct=v&cti=1915365

Oh, Abigail, I wouldn’t dream of getting you started on such a thing! Now tell me about that new fish monger-hat shop that opened across from the old one.

Envenomate is a perfectly cromulent word.

You’re bluffing and don’t have a leg to stand on … so, I see your centipede and raise you one millipede …

Her cucumber cream cheese finger sandwiches are probably more poisonous than centipede venom. If the looks her guests gave her, when she served those foul things could kill, she’d have been long dead!

Super Bowl H.T. show and Janet Jackson bared hey Brest. Space don’t look.

It was too late, I was Envenmated and check mated to J.J..

I’m gonna need a minute…

Cucumbers and cream cheese are the two best centipede baits.

A word to the… whys?

Those cucumber finger sandwiches, with or without cream cheese, are notoriously to die for. That you survived centipedal envenomation is just a fluke. We shall try to rectify the error by introducing into your kitchen the all-new and improved deadly Froglandian Millipede, known as the Silent Killer With Oodles of Feet!

BTW, I’d like some Pigs in the Blankets, if you would, at your next High Tea, should you live so long….

My buggy 101.…

The older kids in the neighborhood with Xtra big magnifiers burning bugs in the sun.

We had joy we had fun playing in the sun.

Centipede envenomation is myotoxic, meaning that it’s really only toxic to my things.