Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 13, 2021

  1. Painpain
    painedsmile  over 3 years ago

    What about full size #4 constipation. Double the fun.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fiber, water and rhythmic movement to shake things up and keep blood flow from being blocked by waxy buildup. At least, that what the deer and the antelope recommend.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Ooooh what a relief IT IS!!!

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    ransomknotts  over 3 years ago

    I agree with constipation being an art, but I disagree with it being seasonal. I find it to be a year-long undertaking.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Prunes, apricots, water, EXLAX, fiber drinks, cereal, ice cream, dairy, grease, exercise, walking, all recommended to get the load out!

    Do you have that Bloated feeling?

    Something not quite right?

    Sluggish?

    The Froglandia Bathmat Factory has an extensive supply for all your needs! For that " stopped up" feeling and want relief today, shop our health department for all your needs….it will be an explosive experience for you once you’ve tried our remedies!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    The..John Crapper, crap Shot.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    Too many 7-11 bean burritos…

    Come out Come out, where ever you are. Oh peek a boo.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …first off…

    …the art today is fan-tastic…

    …what other constipation is there than #2?…

    …um…

    …besides my comments …

    …but I don’t give a …

    …I don’t care…

    …enimas work charms…

    …but not exactly reading tea leaves…

    …are they?…

    …drink water…

    …with that pumpkin pie…

    …and everyone knows the spice in Dune …

    …is pumpkin spice…

    …the best Spice Girl…

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    She’s heading out on the town. Only a couple of weeks late for Halloween down at the pub, the Wig and Bowler.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
    Black’s Law Dictionary

    (11th ed. 2019), SEASONABLE

    seasonable adj. Within the time agreed on; within a reasonable time .“seasonable performance of the contract”.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Saturdays at the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory can be slow – particularly for the political pundits with mental constipation and verbal diarrhea!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    The #1 cause of grunting hernias …?

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    ransomknotts  over 3 years ago

    I was recently demoted at the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory. At least I didn’t get fired. I’m too embarrassed to tell you my job now. (It’s all my fault. I was a bad boy in the break room.)

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    ransomknotts  over 3 years ago

    What jobs to others have? Just curious. I’m hoping to get back into Teresa’s good graces.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Some say the best Art is made while under pressure of one sort or another. Carbon under sufficient heat and pressure forms diamonds. We all know what forms the dirty diamonds of Frog Applause.

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    The Old Wolf  over 3 years ago

    Work it out with a slide rule.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Nigh on 50 years ago, I mentioned to a girl on the overseas site that I was feeling a bit bloated. She immediately replied to the effect that I was probably constipated (which was definitely not the case). Struck me at the moment as a bit forward. But we went on to become close friends….

    “Constipation: ain’t it wonnerful?”

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    davidob  over 3 years ago

    His mind stops at nothing, preventing stream of consciousness.

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    Bill Thompson  over 3 years ago

    More advertising? Why does Madison Avenue keep plugging constipation?

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