Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 19, 2021

‘My friend? He’s a merkin, too. American? Well, maybe.’

If I were tasked to handle a used merkin without PPE, I would look around for a stick.

…Merkin…

…what a great name to call members of Froglandia’s Wig party…

… as in: you accidentally walk in on a Wiggster going to the restroom…

…and you say…

…I’m sorry, all this time I thought you were a Merkin…

…now, I find that European…

Didn’t know what a merkin was, so looked it up… I’ve discovered once you’ve done that, there’s no way of unlooking afterwards..

With the fairly new “man-scaping” ads, there’s been a surge and up-tick in the sales of Merkins, recently.

Seems they’re trending on social media, FaceBook, and TicToc,etc.

A warning comes with them…..

Do not wash in hot water

Do not put in dryer

Hang to air dry

Brush and or comb to your preferred style then set in desirable place.

Made in China, Iran, and North Korea

This guy’s running hard against the fashion trend.

A Santa Claus Beard? Tis the seasoning…

Paging Dr. Strangelove … paging Dr. Strangelove.

He’s looking for a merkin? Does he belong in a closet?

This is the only educational comic I’ve come across. I need to use a dictionary when I read it. A Merkin, indeed!

I work in merkin tile.

ew

New word, “Merkin” … Gaggled it … sorry I did … but found this video below on how to make one (sort of) … no worries, it’s clean and humorously mentions the term “lady garden cover” … AND features hearts, stars, & glitter …!

https://youtu.be/gBUWPk4DQnM

You can’t fight in here – this is the War Room!

I always think of Merkin Muffley from “Dr. Strangelove.”

People all over the world would love to trade places with me.

I’m proud to be a merkin.

Hair Pieces too the Meesis,

Merkin Erikin…

Tell The Friend, a Merkin on a boo stick.

Is like ping pong, bing bong!

He’s smirkin’ while he’s lurkin’

Some friend.

Since a lot of ladies, the younger ones at any rate, tend to favor a clean, lean look, like the ancient Egyptians and apparently at least some Greeks (see Lysistrata regarding “well-weeded gardens”), a merkin can be handy when one prefers to sport a more conservative look.

And, to think, I had written off any further investment in Merkin Maker Company stocks!

The Merry Merkin Maker Musical

The hair down there.

I’m not touchin’ that with a ten foot stick. Did I somehow end up in one of those weird fetish corners of the web where used panties fetch outrageous prices or where people practice lithophilia, or that youtube channel where people get turned on by just watching people who are stuck in mud? Oh, no, my mistake, it’s just Frog Appluase. Hi, how are you funky people?

Main Merkin Usages.. The Radio City Rockettes.

What does he have planned? His motives are merky.

Minnie Merkin, new Disney character.

Better use a merkin for your gherkin.

Better close the door. The audience might overhear your request.

Absolutely live for the strip of The Frog Applause…

Ms. T—

You can paddle gently down your stream of consciousness any time, and I am particularly fond of your daily illustrated versions, too.

I found it! Can’t unsee it now, so I better share it with ya’ll.

https://tinyurl.com/w2rs5trx

What exactly is the use of it… on a stick? It’s not exactly a lollipop. Not sure if I want an explanation.

Lordie me! Do we really need a Merkin Day 2? This is getting kinda hairy!