That was actually pretty straightforward for a man known as “The Waffle Guy”.
He is, incidentally, the only person in Froglandia to ever be banned from Li’l Dufus’ Pancakes and Sausage, though it was only for one week. After that, he began referring to the manager as, “The Pancake Nazi”. It was all quite amusing, in retrospect, but caused a good deal of tension at the time.
Do you like my wave? What product do I use? Why, Aunt Jemima, of course. I tried Mrs. Butterworth, but I find that I really need the extra ten calories per serving to get the natural hold and the buttery sheen that I wanted.
I prefer to remain nonpartisan, but when the waffle iron of life is nipping at my cheeks, I like to say a little mantra… Aunt Jemima ain’t my mama, Aunt Jemima ain’t my mama…
Well, well, well, Mr. Snotty-Ass! Aren’t you the one to hide your face behind a waffle and some not-quite Groucho Marx glasses-and-nose disguise. Maybe we should just yank a hank of that wavy hair….
Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Waffleface Eggman has decreed it! So let it be written; so let it be done!
davidob almost 3 years ago
Rest assured, I shall not waffle in the face of this charge; nor shall I be egged on.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 3 years ago
Lemme just put some butter and maple syrup on your face.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…I believe Doonesbury had a president as a waffle…
…Bush, maybe…
…which reminds of the second weirdest bumpersticker that I ever saw: …
…Lesbians For Bush…
…(the first being: Ban Bumperstickers)…
…the 666 is none of my business…
… I’m a Democrat…
…Hardee’s has a chicken sandwich with waffles as buns…
…so did your highschool girlfriend…
.. whacka whacka…
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
Don’t need your toxic downerism, go share it with Xi Jinping.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That was actually pretty straightforward for a man known as “The Waffle Guy”.
He is, incidentally, the only person in Froglandia to ever be banned from Li’l Dufus’ Pancakes and Sausage, though it was only for one week. After that, he began referring to the manager as, “The Pancake Nazi”. It was all quite amusing, in retrospect, but caused a good deal of tension at the time.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Now he’s part of Dick Tracy’s Most Wanted: for rudeness and a bad haircut.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
You’ll observe that there’s going to be a pregnant pause before responding …
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Waffles and chicken! Yeah!
charles9156 almost 3 years ago
encyclopedia of insults
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
… and IHOP to it …!
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Ummmm I’m kinda waffling on this one.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
Breakfast Man at my Holiday Inn this morning. There’s a good Hardie rib sticker. Oh ya an Apple I pad hookup.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
More fun in a waffle bun. Available for next moon landing.
Bunny is on board. Rabbit test on the moon.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Do you like my wave? What product do I use? Why, Aunt Jemima, of course. I tried Mrs. Butterworth, but I find that I really need the extra ten calories per serving to get the natural hold and the buttery sheen that I wanted.
Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Frog Applause = Zippy the Pinhead + That Guy From The Home Alone Movies Who Got Hit In The Face With A Waffle Iron
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
One of those days that’s not pregnant with opportunity.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
I prefer to remain nonpartisan, but when the waffle iron of life is nipping at my cheeks, I like to say a little mantra… Aunt Jemima ain’t my mama, Aunt Jemima ain’t my mama…
Ninette almost 3 years ago
Waffle, waffle! Waffle and broke his nose,
Syrup, syrup! Syrup and stands again,
Omelette, omelette! Omelette him run away,
Bacon, bacon! Bacon the road to home.
Whoa, oh, oh! Fifteen is the number and fourteen is the pass, hash browns may go in his mouth but they come out.. as gas.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gj95m0CR5I
Chris Sherlock almost 3 years ago
Has he ironed his face today?
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Well, well, well, Mr. Snotty-Ass! Aren’t you the one to hide your face behind a waffle and some not-quite Groucho Marx glasses-and-nose disguise. Maybe we should just yank a hank of that wavy hair….
Ain’t buying no guff today! Grr!
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Goes good with blueberry jam.