Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 20, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Waffleface Eggman has decreed it!  So let it be written; so let it be done!

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    davidob  almost 3 years ago

    Rest assured, I shall not waffle in the face of this charge; nor shall I be egged on.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 3 years ago

    Lemme just put some butter and maple syrup on your face.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …I believe Doonesbury had a president as a waffle…

    …Bush, maybe…

    …which reminds of the second weirdest bumpersticker that I ever saw: …

    …Lesbians For Bush…

    …(the first being: Ban Bumperstickers)…

    …the 666 is none of my business…

    … I’m a Democrat…

    …Hardee’s has a chicken sandwich with waffles as buns…

    …so did your highschool girlfriend…

    .. whacka whacka…

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    The Old Wolf  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t need your toxic downerism, go share it with Xi Jinping.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That was actually pretty straightforward for a man known as “The Waffle Guy”.

    He is, incidentally, the only person in Froglandia to ever be banned from Li’l Dufus’ Pancakes and Sausage, though it was only for one week. After that, he began referring to the manager as, “The Pancake Nazi”. It was all quite amusing, in retrospect, but caused a good deal of tension at the time.

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    Now he’s part of Dick Tracy’s Most Wanted: for rudeness and a bad haircut.

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    You’ll observe that there’s going to be a pregnant pause before responding …

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Waffles and chicken! Yeah!

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    charles9156  almost 3 years ago

    encyclopedia of insults

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    … and IHOP to it …!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    Ummmm I’m kinda waffling on this one.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    Breakfast Man at my Holiday Inn this morning. There’s a good Hardie rib sticker. Oh ya an Apple I pad hookup.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    More fun in a waffle bun. Available for next moon landing.

    Bunny is on board. Rabbit test on the moon.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Do you like my wave? What product do I use? Why, Aunt Jemima, of course. I tried Mrs. Butterworth, but I find that I really need the extra ten calories per serving to get the natural hold and the buttery sheen that I wanted.

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Frog Applause = Zippy the Pinhead + That Guy From The Home Alone Movies Who Got Hit In The Face With A Waffle Iron

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    One of those days that’s not pregnant with opportunity.

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    I prefer to remain nonpartisan, but when the waffle iron of life is nipping at my cheeks, I like to say a little mantra… Aunt Jemima ain’t my mama, Aunt Jemima ain’t my mama…

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    Ninette  almost 3 years ago

    Waffle, waffle! Waffle and broke his nose,

    Syrup, syrup! Syrup and stands again,

    Omelette, omelette! Omelette him run away,

    Bacon, bacon! Bacon the road to home.

    Whoa, oh, oh! Fifteen is the number and fourteen is the pass, hash browns may go in his mouth but they come out.. as gas.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gj95m0CR5I

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 3 years ago

    Has he ironed his face today?

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Well, well, well, Mr. Snotty-Ass! Aren’t you the one to hide your face behind a waffle and some not-quite Groucho Marx glasses-and-nose disguise. Maybe we should just yank a hank of that wavy hair….

    Ain’t buying no guff today! Grr!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Goes good with blueberry jam.

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