Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 09, 2022

I like that spunky Miss Ninette. Her grammar is questionable but she manages to get her message across.

A star is born.

All his current funds and future deposits will be converted to Ninette Fun Times.  It remains to be seen whether this is a suitable investment for people who want to be able to pay bills.

…just like Bruno…

…we don’t talk about Sleep Club…

…NoNo no no Ninette…

…[but I can write about Sleep Club]…

…upon joining Sleep Club, you pick either the green pill or the red…

…if you pick the green pill…

…you are really getting a cannabis infused gummy bear…

…complete with three drops of Froglandia Frog tears…

…if you should choose the red…

…you are taking the Bath Mat’s newest experimental pharmaceutical drug: Intrepid…

…Intrepid may cause blindness…

…or hairy palms…

… may cause seizure like Ninette climate changes…

…or just breathing heavy…

…may make you claim that you enjoyed the three Star War sequels…

…our read Playboy for the articles…

…may make Salt Lake City seem like a proper party vacation destination…

…may include wearing Pooh pants and like John Glenn you could be just taking up space…

…may make you wonder if the student in Mary Worth is going to get it on with his teacher…

…and Intrepid can be used as a dear Ann Landers substitute…

…but we don’t talk about Sleep Club…

…no no no…

Mlle. Ninette habite au moment à Lagos…

There may still be time to transfer your funds to a new account. But you will have to face John and Winnie, and explain to them that you cannot hold yourself to that course of action. And you might want to unplug or remove batteries from your devices before sleep.

A scream in the middle of the night was a bit sexual. Seems a John was entertaining, and sober both. A Pooh was beaming w/ honey. Yet the Winnie of Ninette seemed drunken.

Wow, as a mail box, was overrun and filling up a tank!

Then I heard, “Kiss your Momma good night”.

Awwww she’s so adorable! Leaning out of the frame like that with her read Tammy and coat to match! Thanks T! =~}

While shopping at the .Froglandia Bathmat Factory, don’t forget to stop by our library section. We have a large in-stock variety of books on dreams and what they mean…. ….why do you run and run? …..why can’t you leave the building? …. …..why do go outside and stare at the moon? What does it mean when you’re drinking honey out of the honey pot? Why is Poo Bear and John Glynn chasing you? Who is the mysterious Miss Ninette ?

All this and more you’ll find in Section 38 and don’t forget to grab a book and sit in the cushy lounge and have a drink….

Warning!: There’s no sleeping allowed in the cushy lounge

Is Mlle Ninnette part of the inspiration for the Blog item on scams?

John Glynn and Winnie the Pooh may have to fight a duel. You look like quite the catch!

Et, monsieur, vous devrez déclarer faillite quand j’aurai fini. Dommage!

Ninette’s purring voice was still in his head when he awoke face down on the keyboard.

" Who’s my handsome ass-tro-naughty boy with the big rocket? Eh? Who’s my cuddly, furry Pooh bear? Who wants Ninette to joyfully spread her gladness on him? Who …"

All of this is exhausting … izzz there an app for tha__ ……

THINGS YOU READ ON FROG BLOG

March 9, 2022 Edition

My Favorite Part™ was …

Other than that, the function of the anal glands is not clear.

I used to sleep walk and sleep talk. Now I’ve graduated to sleep waking. In fact, I’m sleep commenting right now, or is this a dream? I’m not sure, hard to tell sometimes. Somebody pinch me. And again, if you don’t mind. Yes, that’s right. And if this is all wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Lay people do dream, even in lameman terms.

Haha!

My gosh, there is a John Glynn. Just looked him up.

delusional illusions

For the Frog Blog (#FB00890) poll:I usually take off my shoes and leave them in the entryway in my place to keep from potentially tracking dirt, pebbles, bark bits, and crap through the house. (Dog and cat crap, from the neighbors’ precious pets.) Which is a sacrifice because I have flat feet that prefer the arch supports and stiff soles in my shoes. As far as visiting others, I look at the area around the door and at my hosts’ feet to see what the house rules are. I’m willing to take off my shoes at the door; I’m not willing to put on the chicken suit.

I love happy endings.

Shoe poll: I have a shoe closet, so shoes off inside, and I have “house” shoes/slippers/flip flops, though I do wear them out on the deck, so I’m not that anal about it, and besides, my dogs and cats refuse to take their shoes off, so there’s that.

And yes, Randy, they are precious. They told me so.

Other peoples houses, I follow the when in Rome mantra.

I would put on the chicken suit, as long as there were no restrictions on Cock-a-Doodle-doing, but frankly, after the last incident, I am rarely asked to put it on anymore.

Serves you right, Mr. Vlad Lenin. Miss Ninette will to be helping, for sure!

BTW, when did you learn to use email, either woke or asleep, prior to that final day in early ’24? (Duck! Woke, woke!)

I like to send e-mails.

Brain plates made of porcelain in the head, at least last time I checked.

My left instep can’t take a lack of shoe.

Da Blog: the part on poisons reminds me of my mother-in-law (bear with me) … she’s now 96 years young, but hard of hearing and tends to mix words in humorous ways … a while back during a discussion about melatonin, she joined in and said “I hear malathion really helps you sleep.”

Swear to God …!

Miss Ninette says “Jour deux!”

I love you, Miss Ninette. It’s been far too long since you last visited us.