Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 03, 2022

Dugone?

You’ve reached the practical limit when your head falls off and you trip over it.

Whenever you lose the head and end up dead.

Stomp all over myself.

All the rubber rooms are full.

The recliner becomes a decliner.

Forget running from home.

When I get tired of them, I’ll tell you.

But now that I think of it, “dugong, dugong” would make a good refrain for a doo-wop song.

The newest thing in the corporate world was “quiet quitting”, which until then had always been known as the Dugong Protocol.

…nice guys finish last…

…can’t keep the shark…

…settle for the dugong…

…“When they got home at night, their fat andPsychopathic wives would thrash themWithin inches of their lives”…

…the glass is on the outside…

…no more Frog Applause until you rub my feet…

…why don’t we get on the running car?…

…but I bought you flowers…

x=y-1 metalphor

Spiked heels can be dangerous to one’s health….

Best not to overdo your dugong metaphors; one is probably plenty, depending on the length of your disquisition.

Full disclosure: this is based on absolutely nothing. I have no experience in this area, but I do play one on TV.

Alternate answer: it doesn’t matter how many dugong metaphors you use, as long as you don’t use them when discussing abseiling.

“Who put the dug in the dugong, dugong, dugong?”

Other common local names include “sea cow”, “sea pig” and “sea camel”.

You leave those gorram dugongs out of this.

Falling head under toe for dugongs

is the new Tik Tok challenge …!

( what the Helmetta NJ for ? )

It’s the narwhal of literary conundrums.

When your dugong breaks into song, that’s amóre!

GONG

I due what I gotta due,

Until I can’t due any more.

Top of the too menu is to 8 ‘n 8. Some more 69 and feed on is to 7’n7 more. Makes Seventy seven soon..O99 JFK ø the click

Πthis is too much..

I ken that you are seeking to distract us from your query by the use of collaged stacked body parts, leg-foot-head, but naytheless and forsooth, I declaim, none! Not one! Let the critter swim in peace, and drag it not into Froglandian waters, which may not be warm enough for its impressive mass, nor so calmative!

Lord knows, we’ve made enough of a mess of Cousin Manatee in Floridian spaces….

One is too many, two is not enough.