I’ll take “Waking Up In the Middle of Your UV-section” for $500, Alex.
As his uvula approached her vulva he caught the scent of velvetta, so he got back in his Volvo.
Wait up Doc. I just had a revelation, to the moon Alice, to the moon, w/cheese dip!
“Actually, I’m a gynecologist, this is my lunch hour…”
At this time, I have no comment.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/VU_Meter.jpg
Now I’m feeling both vulgar and vulnerable.
Teresa had me with velvetta. She wouldn’t loan me her special dictionary.
The meter says nothing is going on, but we know better!
Looks like a horny tree?
This is an awful cheesy strip today!
I heard Velvetta is making a comeback!
If anyone wants the recipe, just write to:
Oona Goosepimple Velvetta
Uvula, Utah, 69000
Glad to see the scribbles making a scratching, scrawling, and squiggling start to year # seventeen … and on the shortest day to boot …!
( that’s all I’ve jot [sic] )
Dip into another cheesy strip.
Somebody start the stopwatch! Someone (or something) is getting away with free feelie weelies.
Is that Al V. O’Lie
VOILÀ! V for victory!
Isn’t that Velveeta? Maybe it’s different in Froglandia.
The perfect beginning to year 17. If 16 was Sweet 16, what are we going to call 17? Velveeta 17?
No double dipping.
I have no idea what is going on here, but my intuition is that it can’t be all good.
Especially the “Velvetta” (which probably refers to the cheese-like product known as Velveeta)….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 1 year ago
I’ll take “Waking Up In the Middle of Your UV-section” for $500, Alex.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 1 year ago
As his uvula approached her vulva he caught the scent of velvetta, so he got back in his Volvo.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 1 year ago
Wait up Doc. I just had a revelation, to the moon Alice, to the moon, w/cheese dip!
Hugh B. Hayve over 1 year ago
“Actually, I’m a gynecologist, this is my lunch hour…”
FLIGHT SUIT over 1 year ago
At this time, I have no comment.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/VU_Meter.jpg
Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now I’m feeling both vulgar and vulnerable.
descabro over 1 year ago
Teresa had me with velvetta. She wouldn’t loan me her special dictionary.
rastapopilos over 1 year ago
The meter says nothing is going on, but we know better!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 1 year ago
Looks like a horny tree?
coasterbear Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is an awful cheesy strip today!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I heard Velvetta is making a comeback!
If anyone wants the recipe, just write to:
Oona Goosepimple Velvetta
C/O- CanCan Rehab CenterUvula, Utah, 69000
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
Glad to see the scribbles making a scratching, scrawling, and squiggling start to year # seventeen … and on the shortest day to boot …!
( that’s all I’ve jot [sic] )
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Dip into another cheesy strip.
coltish1 over 1 year ago
Somebody start the stopwatch! Someone (or something) is getting away with free feelie weelies.
Twocat over 1 year ago
Is that Al V. O’Lie
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
VOILÀ! V for victory!
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Isn’t that Velveeta? Maybe it’s different in Froglandia.
painedsmile over 1 year ago
The perfect beginning to year 17. If 16 was Sweet 16, what are we going to call 17? Velveeta 17?
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
No double dipping.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
I have no idea what is going on here, but my intuition is that it can’t be all good.
Especially the “Velvetta” (which probably refers to the cheese-like product known as Velveeta)….