Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2023

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Is he The Gashlycrumb Tinies Headmaster?

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 2 years ago

    More Beer!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 2 years ago

    When mounds and almond Joy get together again…

    A new Pope is born to the hood.

    When teetor and taator weigh in the same and boxing or wrestling will refrain.

    When both the long and short arm of the law can crack a case.

    When Peter and Paul both have a working job so give and take is a shake and bake.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …you might as well ask why the bathmat factory and the bowling alley don’t get along…

    …or Snap, Crackle and Yoda…

    …it’s always a good girl gone bad named, Kathy…

    ALWAYS

    …because 15% -25% of all purchases are by men…

    …that’s a lot of Sucrets…

    … and the runs…

    …ruin some…

    …make some better…

    …[punk, you know]…

    …Eric Clapton is God…

    …but the Beatles were bigger…

    …and the Walrus was Paw…

    …Ok, Little Joe…

    …when I drink coffee…

    …I drink alone…

    …all by myself…

    …they call me Deacon Belew…

    …’Adrian! ’…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Negotiations broke down when they refused to add the Glorious Dear Leader to the Mt. Rushmore sculpture.

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    bxclent  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    why can’t south dakota and north dakota become 1 dakota?

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    It all went “south” when South Dakota chose Pierre as its capital. The Kim dynasty had long wanted to name their capital something French, but disconsolately gave up after reviewing a map of the U.S.

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    gigagrouch  almost 2 years ago

    Because of all the missile silos in South Dakota.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Why South Dakota & North Korea don’t get along: For the exact same reason North Dakota gets along with South Dakota … now, what is the true meaning of life …?

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Not enough Lutherans in N Korea.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Or is it the Missouri Synod vs. ALC vs. Evangelical schism?

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    UltraLameFest2  almost 2 years ago

    Re: Blog. Bonzo Dog Band also famous for “I’m the Urban Spaceman” and a cover of “Monster Mash.” Yes, I have a couple of their albums. You don’t dare ask me about Sparks.

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    There will be no peace until the Lame Spice flows freely to all. It really should be included in the Lamezon Prime package.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Kristi Noem vs, Kim Jong-un? (I’d pay to watch that)

    Referee: “I want a clean fight. No heeling, rabbit punching, gouging, elbows, lacing, head butting or … discharge of thermonuclear weapons.”

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Why do you even bother to ask? It’s really quite simple!

    North is north and South is south, and never the twain shall meet! Negotiate? Heck, they can’t even agree on the shape of a table….

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Closer to home, why can’t North Virginia and West Carolina get along?

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator almost 1 year ago

    Right???

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