Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 07, 2023

It’s one of those wavy kinda days.

Who says I’m looking at you? I’m looking at the design in the carpet.

This is like the tween in that Allstate Mayhem commercial.

The Mayhem guy was in the first John Wick, as the consigliere of the Russian.

https://youtu.be/Veauae3g6Jw

“The Springfield Files”

https://i.postimg.cc/02FxFD5z/Files5.webp

Keep rolling back the layers and you’ll be exposed as a real person with agile abilities…..keep on rollin rollin rollin….

Empiricists R Us.

You are a mere fig newton of my imagination!

What a full time hugger.

balancing on the wormhole between universes?…anyone can do that.

Don’t look at me!

If a tree falls in the forest…

Yeah, I know that type: Every 4-year-old.

The newest Tik Crok challenge gone bad …!

( say that 2 times really slow )

Now you see me, now you don’t. Abracadabra air dancer. I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam. If you are not sure you exist, just eat some fried pickle nachos before bed, and you will wish you didn’t. Yam yam yam…

Waiting for the NetFlix movie about the Noodleman, and the children who opened a portal to Hell to earn his praise.

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, then there may also be a noise in your shrubbery.

Trust me. Nobody wants to hear my voice. Especially coming from their shrubbery.

La beauté sera CONVULSIVE ou ne sera pas.

-A. Breton.

All I see is a partially unrolled carpet (a nice one, too). There is nothing else, no one else, to see here!

(See what I did there? I denied you your existence. You do not exist. —I feel so god-like….)

I’m staring into the void, and it is noodle-y.

Nobody loves you cept your mother and she might be jiving you too.

If it is decided, no exist, got any electronics for nothing?

narcissism

Existential log roll. Tripping the plumage fantastic.

Did someone say something? I thought I heard a voice…

Day 2. Has anyone mentioned that the arms of your sweater are way too long and flappy?

…we always sweep our carpets under our ghosts…