Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 03, 2023

I will just serve it.

With the natives’ available livestock, original recipe probably had shredded turkey.

Ground Mountain Folders

What if the sentence is “never make chili with ground turkey”?

Ten will get you five.

Texas and scared chili sheepdog. Comes with Turkey corn beef hash. Try to understand, Chef Virginality.

Hey Plum, whatever cold cuts the Mustard in the billiard’s clue room, with the, “Get a rope”.

That ain’t mutton, that turkey.

Here’s John’s Knee…

Scrabble Dabble when Brady’s center pulled his football out of a burnt tom turkey’s candy gimballed and scored the pineapple touchdown in unisense.

Ground rule doublement at Wrigley’s basket case ivy league bleachers.

Ground chicken is okay, though. Just not all poultry.

I have tried leaving a comment this morning including the International Chili Society’s rules for chili verde. Every single one has told me that my comment contains banned word(s). For all intents and purposes, any and all meats are allowed. Just no beans or pasta. GoComics’ nannybots are out of control.

If Frank X. Tolbert was alive this would kill him.

kitchen commando

Nothing wrong with using turkey for chili instead of beef. It depends on the type of chili, really. And how it is served. I would share my secret recipe, but it is secret, and involves jalapenos, and picante sauce.

…Aldi has a ground turkey English-muffin frozen breakfast sandwich…

…that is almost as bad as Walmart’s…

…which is as terrible as Jimmy Dean’s…

…the faux meat frozen English-muffin is acceptable, if you can find it…

…as for the chili…

…it depends on the beans and flavoring ingredients redients…

…I used to crumble saltines into my chili until I had more of a chili paste…

…that’s back when they had individually owned truck stops…

…you could try the various chili recipes…

…with a side order or various types of onion rings…

..but, now, the mom & pop truck stops are mostly gone…

…and when I made my paste from my wife’s chili …

…she cried…

… you didn’t even taste it first…

…you just went ahead and ruined it…

…so now I soup up my turkey chili with a non compassionate smile…

…while eating a franchise burger…

…with powdered onion style rings…

…knowing…

…knowingly …

…these are my people…

…and this is my food…

… and no one’s going to take my Kodachrome away…

Gag!

Waste Bucket List?

Chili recipes are like political opinions and religious beliefs …

Dude. All you have to do is move to another state. Maybe a green or a yellow one.

Gobbledygook, Gobbledygook, Gobbledygook …!

( lamedy, lamedy, lamedy )

IMHO, ground turkey, or any other ground meat product makes it a soup. Chili requires the meat be diced and cooked before adding it to the stew. YMMV.

It’s not the combo that’s lethal, it’s the beans added that gives it a real one-two punch…ooooooafff

Froglandian dietary laws are sensible.

It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys.

That’s-a one species meat ball!

It’s about time you learned your lesson, Punk! REAL chili is made with pure beef chunklets, No turkey! No beans! You got that, City-boy? You probably eat canned chili bought in the supermart anyway. Prepare to meet your fate!