Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2024

Beware of the relevant effluvium:

Snout —> snot

Toe —> toejam

Terminus —> cannibal juice

https://Villains.fandom.Com/wiki/Terminus_Group

Don’t be a moraine.

…not a substitute for mistletoe or camel tow…

…

…whaaat!?!…

…the glacier was just here a minute ago…

…Frog Applause…

…now on Terminis Prime…

…Terminus Prime: …

….Aack! Get it off me!…

…Get it off me…

…found frozen at the end of the glacier toe was a million year old butterfly…

…it was the size of an eagle…

….(Glenn Frey)…

…Terry smacked it…

…mistaking it for a pinata…

…it was at that very instance that the Prime Minister of Canada sat on a thumbtack …

…true story

If a glacier’s toe and snout are in the same location, does it have its foot in its mouth?

There must be at least three kinds of these toes: the glacy toe, the glacier toe, and the glaciest toe.

Those pelvic butterflies taking wing seem a portent of (fill in the blank).

isn’t that changing?

I’m cool to the idea of getting cold feet about glaciers.

Nice piece of art.

If there’s one thing to be sure of, is those who enter the toes and snout zones, will surely freeze their tushy, toes and noses!

I had no idea glaciers’ body parts were so anthropomorphized. Thanks, Teresa!

Hot dam.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… another masterpiece (picture this 7 feet tall, hanging in a gallery).

Yes, it’s great to have all this color during the bleak mid-winter!

The most romantic place on the peninsula.

Sure, why not? I can combine our meeting with my latest varve analysis. Refer, if you will, to Frederick E. Zeuner, Dating the Past….

Meet me at the glacier toe, and we’ll kiss ’neath the mistletoe!

The only glacier toe I have tread upon was the one in New Zealand, and later that day I took a bus to see the glow worm caverns. It was quite a day, and none better to finish with a nice Kiwi IPA.

The Terminator at the terminus is terminal.

…how Mr.Cool got in the frozen glacier was a mystery…

…but he had Captain America’s shield…

…and was wearing a pair of 2024 sunglasses…

…in his pocket was a Galaxy 24 …

…that was lost last week when the door of that jet popped off…

…inside of Mr. Cool’s jacket was a photo of Taylor Swift in a green revealing evening dress…

…as everything thawed…

…they started charging the phone…

…it immediately pinged!…

… PING! …

…You have a new Frog Applause…

…rut-row…

…the shlt was on…

well I learned something new today!