Garfield by Jim Davis for February 18, 2021

And probably billions of views in the near future

That’s why I’m commenting here, to get many likes.

That’s sad

J.I.M.T Jellyfish in my trunks! Parody of Phineas and Ferb’s S.I.M.P Squirrels in my pants!

I shudder to think the dance I would do if a jellyfish went up my shorts. It would be nothing short of spectacular. I’m sure it would be very entertaining for those bystanders LOL. It would be spastic on steroids and would probably end up with me getting and indecent exposure ticket.

a jellyfish zapping a man’s noodle is going to be an itch you’d want to forget

God thing it was not a box jellyfish

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He Performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. Hi Sue,Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling Down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you To make you realize it’s not so bad after all .Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with A few technicalities of my job.As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit To the office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite Cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered Industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the Water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is Taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve Used it several times with no complaints.What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose And stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit With warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to Itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from My back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my Suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t Stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the Jellyfish into the crack of my butt.I informed the dive supervisor of my didilemma over the communicator. His Instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other Divers, were all laughing ……

Very embarrassing for the jellyfish.

It has come to my attention that poster Charlie Farmer has been surreptitiously banned from talking on these pages for what appears to be no apparent reason as he is not one to make the kind of talk worth being shut out for. I am mounting a write in campaign for his release from the Phantom Zone.

If you wish to help send your letters to: moderator@gocomics.com  As always, be congenial. I believe Charlie’s dropout to have been done in error.

My letter to the company:

Good day, sir or madam. I hope winter isn’t too harsh to you as it has been here with minus zero temps but at least we have not had power outages.

I am writing you today concerning co poster, Charlie Farmer. He has informed me through emails that he has been blocked from the Comments groups at your institution. I am perplexed at this action as I have never known Charlie to make derogatory remarks to the other posters or to post off color material. He says he has sent two notes to you in the past two weeks or so but has not gotten a response. Regardless, it is my fervent hope that Mr. Farmer can be restored to the ranks of the living, to the groups he participates in before he whittles away to nothing from the deafening silence he is forced to endure as a result of having been banished to the Phantom Zone district of Gocomics. “Praise the company !” Thank you, Mr. Gordon Heavern.

how small was the jelly fish. Or should I ask how big where Jons trunks?

“Hey, it’s Jellyfish Dance Man!”

But think how embarrassed was the jellyfish.

I’m sorry I missed it!

Where can I find this jellyfish dance?

The jellyfish got over a million Likes and became a YouTube star.

Ha! Did you record it, Garfield??? Wait….I’m a mousebrain. OF COURSE YOU DID!!! :’)

that sounds like it hurts

Good thing Garfield’s handy with a phone camera!

I want to see that! Somebody make that animation!

Next time try ferret legging. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging

“ is that a jellyfish in your trunks or are you just happy to see me?”

Reminds me of Neil Sedaka singing ‘Do The Jellyfish" in the movie STING OF DEATH (it’s on YouTube and BOY is it bad!).

Lol I gotta YouTube that

and the poor jellyfish has not been the same since. imagine how embarrassed it was. “excuse me, sir, didn’t know these trunks were occupied!”

Look at the bright side, Jon. At least people are acknowledging you, though, not quite in the way that you want to be acknowledged.

Where’s the link

Jellyfish don’t swim, they just float with the current.

only a million?

Such is the price to pay for entertainment.

“The cheers were deafening.” – Garfield

lol

Got 2 million for the groin grab and beach rolling around.

hey jon, your famous!

On Twitter or Facebook

lol

More painful than embarrassing, I’d imagine.

“Embarrassing” would be the least of his worries if that thing had stung him.

well at least he remembered to WEAR trunks

I bet that Garfield asked ABC to air Jon’s jellyfish dance on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” to get the audience to laugh at him if I were guessing. #haha #jonontv :)

Jon would be LAVA red with embrassment. HaHa!!! :P

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HAW THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBRASSING