Garfield by Jim Davis for April 30, 2021

There is absolutely nothing that could make you look tough, Jon.

Jon must finally be used to the scratches that Garfield gives him.

Now a tough guy would not have scars in the first place, would he?

what printed Band-Aid will Jon put on his paper cut? perhaps a cute bunny wearing a nurse’s hat

Jon’s not a man, he’s wuss.

John should’ve had multiple scars, after his DIY disasters by now.

Tough paperwork….

he got a dusting injury last month

How do you cut yourself with paper? This has long puzzled me.

Some people think that scars make you look stupid.

Many of the ones I got when I was younger where from pulling cats apart when they where ready to go at it. But more recently mine are from machine parts where the edges where punched out.

Well, Garfield can give you better scars, Jon. It will make you like a real tough guy.

chicks dig scars……

I guess saying “OWWWWIEEEEEEEEE” makes a guy tough, too.

lets fix that. :D

Haha. VERY tough. SOOOO scary. (NOT)

I have 2 zipper tattoo’s on my back that cover my surgery scars. It’s a great joke and better than scars! It also proves I’m not a tough guy…..

WELL, HE DOESN’T CARE!!! >:-D

probably hurt quite a lot for jon

You really gave that shopping list a beat-down Jon!

And would it kill to add some bruises too?

Only Jon would make a big out of a paper cut. Must’ve been from touching a napkin.

At this point Jon should panic

Looking tough and being tough are not the same thing.

Geez…Jon would faint at MY scars at this rate.

At least this time he didn’t yell, “Mommy!”

Paper cut? Hello, Nurse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8E4XoAeVdw

scars don’t make a man tough. what’s the line from the Magnificent 7? “we don’t want a man with that face, we want the man who gave him that face.”

Hey, a scar is a scar, Garfield!

Paper cut, well that explains all those screams Garfield heard.

A wound is a wound!

I’ve had my bouts of getting scars, mostly accidental.

Tough guys don’t need a band-aid after they washed it with soap and water and use an antibacterial cream.

Hey, a scar is a scar; albeit a wuss scar…..

Very brave indeed, Jon. Now go out and get yourself a tattoo – and NOT one of those stick-on types!

SpongeBob is going to be 22 tomorrow

A cat is smarter than a human!

someone get him a band-aid </3

Jon you are wasting your time.

“I lied about being a tough guy to my cat,” replies Jon after telling the actual truth to Garfield. #wimp #liarliarpantsonfire :)

he is not tough

He Cried his eye’s out on the floor for 12 hours.