Garfield by Jim Davis for December 07, 2022

Neither of those things are happening.

a short list!

good try, Garfield

good luck! (sarcastic laughter)

I’m surprised that Gar has a NICE THINGS list. ;D

Maybe you kicked Odie less than usual.

“Dear Santa, Please let me explain…”

Don’t forget to include: “Typed this list” at the end!

Those end up in quasi terrible gifts!

This task should not take very long.

Garfield is just clarifying the details. The things that he did this year may not have been that bad.

Maybe you should try bribery, Garfield.

Either way, it’s a very short list.

What’s next, the “Open to interpretation” list?

He’s probably typing it to Santa.

Still about one page in Word.

“Due to supply chain issues, rising shipping costs, delays with the postal service, and additional terifs for overseas mail, I have stopped mailing Nermal to Abu Dahbi. Now, I only send him to Hackensack, New Jersey.

Bless me Santa for I have sinned. Oh by the way, would you like a cup of coffee? This is going to take a while.

No-so-terrible (like “not that bad”) can be kind of nice.

Still not coming up with anything.

That’ll take a while.

Just list all the nice things you intend to do next year. Tentatively, of course.

And the list gets more euphemistic….

DEFINE what’s “not so terrible” not to your standard but regular people.

3/5

This could result in Garfield having a terrible case of writers block.

How about: “All the things that at least didn’t require demolition” list

yasss

Maybe a “Things that didn’t injure Jon too much” list.

What nice things?

Um, you wanna try again, Garfield?

That is still going to be a short list.

You need to be good Garfield………

I feel you garf. I feel you.

Should be about 1 1/2 minutes