Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 26, 2023

I don’t think this is gonna sell anyone on going to church…

“Gramps” has a long way to go to reach that fountain.

We stopped shaking hands at church because of Covid. Now we wave.

There’s like 20 people in attendance, who doesn’t know anyone by now?

Nicely put, Reverend.

Happy church, where the shed and redeeming blood of the Lord Jesus Christ and the cleansing fire of the Holy Spirit are not preached for fear that you will offend someone.

Peace be with you.

Even if your vaxed for COVID prevention?

If my Pastor gave Sermons about exercising, I’d find another church.

Most people get their exercise by pushing their luck.

Nice!

It looks like two different preachers in panels two and four. Different face, different hair style.

I pray for all the lukewarm Christians who don’t believe the entirety of the Gospel. Jesus says that He will reject them as much as sinners.

The line about strangers was Will Millar’s sign-off when the Irish Rovers had a PBS show.

CAN THIS STRIP GET ANY WORSE??????

That looks like Mr and Mrs Mutt in the second row.