Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 18, 2014

No, I’m pretty sure that’s Kaz.

Kaz’ left sideburn is level with his ear ring, while his right one is at least an inch lower – what a loser, Tru(e)’s Dad is right.

What kind of car is that? Art and True are crammed together, but the windows appear enormous.

Of course they’d never try. That would give them 2 good players, and they might make a run for the title. No one on the coaching staff would have a clue how to handle that.

Whatta you mean? Isn’t that kid for sale????

Not only did Kaz cut himself shaving in P2, he either is developing Parkinson’s Disease or a case of early onset EES.

Kaz can’t get those St. Fabian’s boys, but Wendy can.

I love that look on the old man’s face in P3. That’s exactly how a neighbor of mine used to look when we were kids and he didn’t have any money for the ice cream truck.

easy fix to this problem—True enrolls at St. Fabian’s.

In all reality, why doesn t Art enroll True at St Fabians where Keegan goes ? If True is that good Im sure theres a leadership probably not academic scholarship waiting for him there.

Art and True are styling in their classic AMC Pacer.

I can’t wait till Keegan finds out what dad said and echo’s Brando’s “I coulda been a contender”

lighten up….it’s a comic for goodness sake!!!!!!

(don’t take the bait, don’t take the bait!!)

P3, Old man Standish has a little William Demarest in him today….for you youngsters, he played Uncle Charlie, TV’s first manservant, on “My Three Sons”…

“I know we’d never try.” Isn’t that Milford’s motto? I think I saw it on the school crest.

You’re not kidding! The writing is 10 times better!

Speaking of people having trouble finding their cell phone, add Kaz to the list per today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Nothing says integrity like pimping out your kid to the highest bidder.

Oh, and what happened to the Mustang? Guess it sank on the way to Hawaii.