Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 03, 2015

Marty looks like he’s just seen a ghost.

Dory did all he could, too.

Does Tru(e) have a case of EPS or are those pants too tight in the front?

J-Rod played so hard he busted his 7.

Looks like #51 took one for the team.Or is Dory just wearing a watch and showing him the time.

Dory really did go Hulk on us. He looks at least twice as strong as yesterday.

Marty looking startled as a golf ball goes screaming past his head. It’s good to see Coach True handling things on the sideline.

Dorky, never, ever, punch someone that’s wearing a helmet. At least now that you’ve broken your hand the suspension won’t hurt so bad.

This game must have gone into overtime judging from the panicked look on Marty’s face as he can feel last call slipping away in P2.

Poor Tru. In P3 his right arm is in a sling and from the looks of that empty dangling left sleeve, it would appear that he’s also lost his left arm! I guess he won’t be driving to Hawaii anytime soon. Good thing he’s such a good coach since soon to be Former State Champion Coach Gil is, as usual, nowhere to be found.

At least now Steve Boone has a golfing partner.

Damn, I blew the over-under on the penalty yesterday. I figured it’d be called in P3.

“Chin up, Jarrod. You did all you could.” Doesn’t sound like Subway’s advice to their pitchman when they terminated his contract.

In all reality , It’s time for the team to hold a Blanket Party for Dory . Meanwhile MimI pays Boo $5 to push Holly down the bleacher stairs. Mop gets blamed for waxing them and also gets sued. Basketball practice starts without coaches .

P1- Did Whigham insert a stunt double for #51? Today’s version looks puny. P2- Without MopMan’s alterations, Marty’s eyes seem affected by his color commentator, Johnnie Walker. Dory the Cool Lineman has been ejected from this game, not necessarily suspended for the next. Time to finish the season with a beatdown of Valley Tech and Coach Drool.

At first I thought Dorky was on the ground in P1. #51 reminds me of Batman and Robin “climbing up” the buildings in the old TV show

I was confused at first, in P1 I thought Dory got punched by the New Thayer player as their body sizes switched place from yesterday. Yesterday Dory was scrawny and the other guy was huge, today they’ve swapped bodies.I predicted this outcome, I’m a GENIUS! Okay, maybe genius is a bit much, seeing as anyone over the age of 5 could have predicted it. And speaking of the age of 5, that is precisely the target age of Mopped Up Thorp.

P-1: How about a “cool” Hawaiian Punch?P-2: What’s Holly doing under the stands with that producer guy?P-3: @kdizzle: congratulations you found the hidden cat face and are now qualified to win $5.00 a month for life. Before you submit your entry please consider purchasing one or more of our valuable offers.

Panel one: not sure why they’d both be on the field at the same time but Deacon Jones sucker punches Butkus on the play.

This time last year, the title game was being played.This year, we are.