Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for May 12, 2016

Mom Bader spies someone she knows in the audience as she holds the microphone and announces her life.

And yet somehow Barry hasn’t noticed that Dad hasn’t driven the car in a couple of weeks?

Too busy staring down at his zipper with longing to notice.

Ken Brown finally made something happen, or at least tried to.

Starfish, yep, The Netherlands.

P.3..MotherBader…. Dads chained to his desk, has a " big project" for the next 3 months! Have you met Pedro yet???

Barf Bader will soon be back on the short bus.

P2, Hey, I care more than the coaches. At least I show up! C’mon, high five for that one. Umm, not until you wash you hands.

P3, Dad’s been busy at work. Making license plates is hard work.

In all reality , I don’t think thats a microphone Mom Bader is holding ,she gets great pleasure using her Mother’s Stress Reliver anytime anyplace even in the kitchen

Every other day, young Bader breaks out in freckles. What does this mean Bitsy? P3- Ella Bader is soaring to new heights in Good Housekeeping.

So I guess Ken Brown admits that no one else got two hits.

Barry may be in the all-time top five of unlikable characters in the history of Milford High.

Ma Bader’s unsustainable lie reminds me of the time my mother told us that our dog that they’d given away while we were at school was “in the back yard”.

It wasn’t the final score. It was called a “tough start”.

No wonder Milford lost. Two games in a week. The kids were exhausted from this hectic pace.

Barry Bader engages in a second form of selfy.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m starting to think that maybe one of the themes of this season is Master Bader’s focus on his personal performance rather than the team. There are subtle clues if you look for them. And speaking of subtle, there is nothing subtle about today’s Mopped Up Thorp.Yeah, wasn’t planned, but I guess “personal performance” can be taken a couple of different ways.

Coach Thorp: “Bader, what is the difference between meat and chicken?”

Master Bader: “Coach, if you beat your chicken, you will kill it!”

I thought he was Darth Bader because of his unrelenting negativity. Today he’s smiling and has a positive attitude, and they still get on him.

…and a tall glass of Titos for Master Bader

Yes……… they are aliens. The ones from “Third Rock From the Sun” ……. so to tie in with the storyline she’s trying to communicate with the “BIG GIANT HEAD” …. as Ellis says: I apologize!