Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 05, 2016

Good ol’ Marty … stirring up trouble like the pool boy stirs up Mimi’s mojitos

Kind of embarrassing for Ol’ Moonie that he called the whole game and never noticed the TE was female. Lay off the sauce Moonpie!

Repeat after me, Moon: “Fewer Budweisers, better visual acuity.”

In all reality , à drunken Marty has inserted an upside-down beer bottle in his mike stand and falls asleep on the air while studying the Daily Racing Form .

According to State Champion Coach Gil, Heather is 5’8" which is still above average for a woman and Douchey towers over her. She’s got to be pretty tall herself. She might be one of the few people that can look Menzie in the eye.

Shouldn’t Marty be reading the newspaper on the toilet like any other respectable man? Never mind, the keyword here is respectable. My mistake.

P3- Moon handling that tumid, pulsing, bulbous mic like a pro!

(thanks for the Al-Jo clarifications yesterday boys, well done!)

In P1, Heather raises a good point—why are we suffering through this plot?

Is Marty also a disc jockey, or is he just sitting there reading the paper while there’s dead air?

A small mention. When has unwanted and attention complemented Marty Moon? Great to see Marty perusing The Daily Racing Form for the daily entries at Milford Downs.

Judging from the direction of the dialogue balloon arrow, Heather seems to have become a lot shorter in P2 than she was in P1.

Interesting that the tipster chose to contact Marjie rather than Marty in the first place. Maybe it’s her niece or something.

In all reality , the tipster is Heather’s evil twin sister who was not chosen by Dad to live with him when her parents divorced .

Looks like all the technology in Marti’s crap shack is either Fisher Price or Play Skool! Also an interesting positioning of the Mic!J. Beam

I agree, suffering through this non issue. Females have been participating in male dominated sports for years. Let’s move on to more relevant topics.

let me make sure I have this:

crap shack = Moon’s studio at WDIG

tinderbox = Milford’s press box

condemned and foreclosed = Moon’s trailer

Regarding “tipsters”. I saw a commercial on one of the local channels where they are willing to pay people for news stories they get footage of on their cell phones and send to them. Wait and see. Some idiot will get themselves shot trying to send something in so they can get $50 or whatever it is they’ll pay.