Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 23, 2016

How about a quarterback draw with Heather in?

I see Gil has a VHS box set of “Coach” on his file cabinet.

Both blitzers appear to be running away from Hakeem. He needs more than one kind of Right Guard protection, it seems.

Beaulieavable, beaudacious, beauregard, beauweevil, beaudiculous. Riddle me this Beau Dandy & Dynamic Dunderheads. What remains water resistant like Cuttersjock in a prolonged, soapy after game shower?

Paul after the game, “But Coach, I don’t want to be Audry. Shouldn’t Heather be Audry, after all, she’s the girl in this story.”Gil, “Quit your whining Audry and hit the showers. You knew there was an initiation when you made varsity. Get moving or you’ll go right back to J.V.”

Damn, it looks like Gil ripped Heather’s shirt off in P1. Easy there Coach Sandusky.

Maybe that full moon in P2 can explain Gil’s behavior. I need to listen to Marty tonight. A full moon and a booth full of Jack, this broadcast should be a classic.

So what play will all of those “smart coaches” come up with to keep Hakeem from getting killed? I know, put Moose in! Yeah, that’s the ticket.

You can lead Gil to the sidelines, but you can’t make him coach. He’s a very slow learner.

Next play with Burns at tight end is a run. Nice adjustment, Milford coaches.

Maybe they should bring the jv coach to varsity. Pick up your Woody Hayes playbook and make some adjustments. Think of the playdowns Gil!

In all reality , with basketball starting in a couple of months , how much does Heather know about coaching basketball ?

Wait, so does this mean that Heather is now 4th string tight end? How the hell many strings can you have for that position? And how is she even going in the game if she’s 4th string?

Madison has some weak defensive players. #24 is basically inches from Hakeem, and all he does is tug on his shirt instead of leveling him or knocking the ball out of his arm. This isn’t flag football #24 guy!

And speaking of flags, I’m throwing a flag for unsportsmanlike conduct on you if you don’t read today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Wait, wasn’t the supermoon a couple of weeks ago? P2 is proof that Milford is always way behind real life.

@bearwku: um, ah, a Beaudet?

Again, at least 5 totally empty rows in the stands and you CAN’T JUST ONCE FIT SIGN MAN IN THERE???

Maybe Hakeem would be better at avoiding the rush if his shoes weren’t tied together.

Gil: “If only there was a play that could work against an all out blitz”Kaz: “All hope is lost. All we can do is throw the ball away.”Gil: “Wait, there might be a chance. Let’s ask the ex-vollyballer, ex-trainer, soon-to-be-ex-tight end, future head coach girl what to do”

Oops, I forgot she sucked at soccer, not volleyball.

Please don’t let Beaudry fumble, please don’t let Beaudry fumble…. :)

Heather finally check in and and the cheering section goes wild! HEATHER ITS WARM OR HEATHER ITS NOT, WE WANT HEATHER WEATHER OR KNOT.

@cuttersjock: It’s been awhile but I think Dondi’s eyes had oversized and dark pupils to add to the feel. Good pick up on the eyelids, though. You get extra credit for using wanton and limpid in the same sentence.

@Cuttersjock: If she were from Dondi, she’d be Korean and instead of Heather B; she’d be Kim C. (how’s that, Ellisburkes?)