Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 22, 2016

What’s going on this weekend? Well for a starter, Christmas.

Gil gives Margie the post-shower report – TMI.

Eating disorder?? A teenager who passes up a chance to eat isn’t normal.

That jar of severed fingers looks pretty tasty.

In all reality , is Marie the sister of the Kool Aid Kid or maybe she just loves lots of lipstick .

GilPa always perks up when Marjie’s sharpening her pencil. Milford surely in a time warp with Ducey Old Schooling it with a #2 and pad. One of the biggest teams we’ve had? That off season weight program with BStatWhiz supplemented with Flintstone vitamins paid off. 2 million strong and growing.

At least Mrs. A Quad keeps food in the fridge instead of stashing her bottles in there like Marty does.

No wonder A Quad is having problems, it looks like his left leg is a foot and a half shorter than his right and might have gangrene setting in. Oh, and Mop, you’re gonna need to shine that floor for the opener. And the ants. . .

Mrs. Doochy really likes the big ones, doesn’t she?

Clearly, The Milford Star is going to write a Rave review on this year’s team.

Miss Douchey is back….

P3 looks like another softball lobbed over the middle of the plate for MUT

P-1: Is Hitting the Laptop what it’s called in Milford? P-2: Even a kid with a broken wrist can beat AQuad to the right. P-3: Gil admits he finds Marjie “agreeable”. Cue current Milford hit: “Lipstick on your collar”.

P-3 Question: Is she really writing with that #2 or did she just pull that out of Gill’s mouth or nose?

At first glance I thought the Milford star was a reference to Aaron.

Gil just can’t stop RAVING about his team and his new star center. Get it? RAVE? Okay, you’re right, that is 100% not funny. But what is funny is today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/.

Hopefully.

P1 of MUT updated, now with more A’s! Thanks to a suggestion by JPuzzleWhiz.

@MUT: P-2 When my brother was little, he had a game where you hooked different colored monkeys, with arms like (?) these, together into a chain.

@Sweetg1: you should try matching bathtubs