Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 11, 2017

I think Uncle Gary is about to set his pants on fire when he reports back to Mamasoto.

You can see the cheerleaders whispering about Rick’s absence from the lineup. He’s been disgraced.

Are they going to listen to a small-town concussion specialist?

Second verse, same as the first.

P1, Rick(ey) assuming his cigar store Indian pose knowing the shower punishment that awaits as the Mudlarks fail to finish 2nd in The Valley.

P2, Good idea, Tonoose, somebody has to bring home the bacon while you lay around the house.

P3, What he does have is an ahole uncle who thinks he’s going to get rich off of his nephew’s talent.

In all reality , one would think that Dr Gerstener would close her office door while discussing a patient’s conditions with them .

Tomorrow, Tonoose speak with forked tongue

P1- I didn’t know Funky Winkerbean was a Milford student athlete. P2 & P3- Taking over the role as props for moustaches in 2017, The Colony makes its triumphant return.

P2: Too late for today, but I’m going to start tomorrow morning with three doughnuts and a cup of sugar.

“…The second opinion is the same as the first…your uncle is a conniving busy-body weasel who only cares about his own interests…”

A recent medical study has concluded reading this strip has the same effect on your brain as a concussion.

Mop, your side business cleaning offices must be booming…those floors in Gerstner’s lobby are gleaming! What’s your secret, Fabuloso?

I would let Daddy know about Uncle Rick’s plan to convince everyone he has a concussion. Somebody needs to kick Uncle Rick to the curb.

P2 – Mrs. Soto, nice soul patch.

Ricky is channeling his inner Pascoe: http://www.gocomics.com/gilthorp/2013/10/02

I understand that RW aren’t this clever, but it sure would be refreshing to see the real dad appear on the scene and give this uncle the a$$-whippin’ that he needs

Who the hell made the doctor’s sign, her 6 year old? Come on Milford, why won’t anyone use me? You know my high quality work!

Well geez, what does Joanne know about football? Just ask Cam Newton, it’s funny if she can describe a play. So Uncle Creepy will just dismiss her as well, assuming as part of the question part he asked her about zone blitzes and fly patterns. And speaking of patterns, you may have detected a pattern with Mopped Up Thorp. The fact that it’s always here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

And when is Gil going to put an end to this by testing Rick against his baseline that they made a big point of mentioning at the start of this story? Obviously that has to come into play. But hey, Gil, don’t rush things! There might actually be a game left when you clear him.

Whats the over/under on just how much Connies over medicated!