Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 14, 2019

Uncle Kaz wants Gil for the U.S. Army.

“Leave the program”? Didn’t he miss like just one game in the placeberol scandal? Or is he talking about the fact the he presumably graduated and went off to college.

P1, they stopped allowing me to freely distribute Placeberol. I couldn’t coach under those circumstances.

P2, Why, I oughtta! Nice to see Gil finally found his GIL mug.

P3, Kaz unleashes The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate.

Yeah, MDM has Gilfather by the short hairs. These days, any teacher who DOESN’T turn a kid handing over drugs in school to the cops is crucified upside down.

Wait until Marty Moon jumps on the bandwagon, this could get nasty. I am seeing meetings with parents/school administration asking for Gil’s head. B-ball attendance will likely drop from the 10 fans we have been seeing to close to zero.Gil needs to discover the power of the tweet!!!

At least Gil found his mug again. Was it in Katz’s office or is Kaz sitting in Gil’s chair. So hard to follow.

P2- Reading Kaz’ balloon makes me remember Ted Knight in his greatest role.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99PnBY56ko

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Oh, man, this Gil Thorp storyline appears to be about how the tyranny of student confidentiality laws are shackling honest adults who need the right to humiliate children in public, to protect their reputation, and I for one am I here for it! In the meantime, please enjoy Kaz aggressively pointing at Gil to drive home his “point” that B/Robby Howry’s youthful transgressions are fair game in this PR battle.

P4: “but YOU can, Bob”

P1: Must be a slow news day in Milford if this is what they want to cover….oops…I forgot….everyday is a slow news day in Milford

So in seven or eight weeks: Gil will have Max Bacon make a cameo appearance, Howry will gulp and slink away. Who’s on Second?

Canned Howry! Now at your local grocer!