Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 26, 2021

He’s going to use his extra year of eligibility because of the COVID season and play a fifth season at Milford as a super senior.

Finally, Australian rules football gets a plug as Cance wants to play for the Brisbane Lions. And you’re right Gil, no one cares what you think.

P1: What IS this strange device?

Looks like second place may be out of reach….tough to have such lofty goals.

Taking your talents to South Beach?

“But if you haven’t taken any phone calls, or looked at any recruiting letters, how do you know they want you?”

Unless he took my advice and chose a school based on its academic program and doesn’t know/care if they want him to play football or not.

In all reality , Coach,I want to go to the Milwaukee Mortuary College . The " Morties " are a NAIA school and in their excellerated program I’ll be slabin stiffs in 3 years .Pretty cool plan ,right Coach ?

P3.5: Uh Coach, that would be no one. And by the way, I’ve decided to major in Fire Safety so I’m heading to Onondaga Community College and then Le Moyne College. I hear there’s a fiery catcher up there on the women’s softball team who’s well versed in fire safety.

“…I’m thinking of trying the California Penal Leagues. I saw” The Longest Yard", and there was that Wild Thing dude in “Major League”. I think it’d be good competition."

P4 “I’m heading north to play in the Canadian Football League, what do you think, eh?

P1 Guts Spiller self-hymotizing himself as he visualizes second in the Valley wave goodbye to Milford yet again

I know. You want a cell phone. But look what it’s doin’ to your seatmate’s eyes!

I hope those of you complaining about the lack of actual sports action were satisfied with the nonstop thrills we got this game. One panel of Chance handing the ball to the ref, Barry Sanders style.

And now, tomorrow, we get the big surprise, as Chance announces where he wants to play next year. And the stunner is it’s NOT playing football. And if you can’t wait until tomorrow to find out where he’s going to be playing, well turn in to Mopped Up Thorp to find out.

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YAWN ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz(snort)

P-1: Miford kleptomaniac’s Enders what he can get for Kaz’s cell phone

P-2: R&W create tension

P-3: Comic relief worthy of George Shakespear

P-4: Vasser, I’ve been listening to my teachers and …

P1- Who took the snaps, Charlie Tweeter? Another gaping hole in the seasonal storyline, but whose counting as Block of Granite Boyd looks like someone farted in his post game snack bag.

P2- come Monday. It’ll be alright.

P3- I’ve noticed how this laissez faire philosophy works for you Coach. That’s your calling card Mr. Thorp. No one cares if you do, so why bother? I’m taking my talents to Winston-Salem. That quirky running game is weirder than anything happening here.

P1- …and this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.

P2- Gil’s new office on the 87th floor.

P3- Gil finally says something that makes perfect sense.

I hear there is a new sandbox at the Milford Park District,or Iraq to play in.

I like how the team bus doesn’t have a back door, just a large picture window. Seems safe.

I guess the losers are put on display for all to mock and heckle, as the bus appears to be almost entirely made of glass.