Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 10, 2022

Actually, Moon, he thinks he’s talking to the whole team gathered around him. Nomar Ramos is 80% palindromic.

And for you fans asking for an score update from the girls softball game ,in all reality there is none. Hey look everybody , there’s Gregg’s Dad disguised as a vendor. Sorry Ole Marty forgot the games not on television !

P1 Gregggg Hammmm’s impaired vision instantly becomes total blindness when he experiences an ill-timed episode of EES as he scrambles to field the bunt

P2 While young Mr Hammmm lectures himself in the dugout, Marty continues to unknowingly talk to himself in the broadcast booth, unaware Milford HS baseball games aren’t broadcasted, with the 5 out of 10 listener approval rating reminder on the wall a cruel touch to maintain the ruse

P3 Sadly, Steve Lehto’s loses his left leg after being severely burnt and withered when Kaz inadvertently high-fives his hand into the electrified fence around the diamond, which became charged when Marty Moon’s technical producer didn’t show up for work and resulted in an inebriated Marty Moon wiring the sound board and deciding to attach the loose extra wire to the fence pole outside the “press box” just to get it out of the way

P3- Gil allegedly coaches third and I thought Kaz was the 1st base coach. Why did Kaz go to home plate to high five the Steve Lehto score? Another day, more senseless panels.

How much longer is the absurdity of “blind guy plays baseball” going to continue?

P1: In Greggg’s defense, it’d be tough even for someone with 20/20 vision to field bunts when they’re throwing rotten eggggssss from the stands.

Gil’s teams win in spite of himself

Hamm has to give himself a lecture. No way is coach Gil or coach Meat gonna’ do it.

Actually, Gregg is seeing the bunted ball better than we had reason to expect.

P1: That certainly is a seeing-eye single.

What’s he doing driving him home? The game isn’t over yet!

I wonder if Scooter has bunted yet after all that practice

P2- Who’s punching Marty?

P 2: that’s what you think Marty…Hamm actually thinks he’s talking to someone, even though nobody is there

P1: A Hamm handed attempt.

Or Hamm lectures himself because he’s, once again, in the wrong dugout, and no one there knows him well enough to lecture him.

Gre(en E)gg(s N.) Hamm would not, could not with his hand, would not, could not in the sand!

P1 – Um, THAT’S A BUNT? Bouncing that high? And what the heck is Gregggg doing backed up all the way into the second baseman position? And do I detect a rare ENS? Exploding Nose Syndrome?

P2 – Is Martyyyy telling us that we are witnessing a new pitching phenom, Gregggg “The Bird” Hammmm?

P3 – Is that actually Kazzzz? It looks more like a cardboard cutout that they put up when he doesn’t attend the games.

And speaking of put up, the newest Mopped Up Thorp has just been put up.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/