Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 30, 2023

I think dating will avoid Gil.

Gil’s ability to put his wristband on between passes in P1 and P3 is impressive. That will attract the ladies for sure.

Uh oh, cougar on the loose! Nana says yaya.

LOL, Gill doesn’t realize what the dating pool is like these days.

Let’s discuss my marital status and dating options with my players. Right.

Gil is old enough to be a grandfather… Look for the Golden Bachelor of Milford.

Did Gil miraculously tell Keri and Jami about the divorce between his stops at wrestling and hockey practice so that his players can now know about it as well? News travels fast (as apparently so does Gil)!

Why is Sweet Georgia Brown playing in my head right now?

Cougar alert! MHS has recently had fund raising events due to budget cuts. Candy sales, vape sales, a lift-a-thon. But the most successful fund raiser is yet to come. Win a date with Coach Thorp raffle. The Nanas will be greasing up their walkers and polidenting their dentures. Who’s gonna win? Depends.

“Nana, Nana, Hey Hey, Goodbye.”

I’ll take “words a grown man never really wants to hear” for 500 Alex: " …my nana has a crush on you…"

P 4 (Gil): “…have you guys actually seen the women in this town?…they might as well leave a box of dog biscuits on every corner…”

Is Cathy still around? HRAAKKK!, this is ACK!

Gil doesn’t date, he goes for the best Old Fashioneds that Beth can serve.

Even though Gil has yet to announce his starting lineup to the recently AWOL Ms. Burns, it looks like this team will be explosive, what with Leo Athoonzeidt wearing his radioactive uni.

it looks more like dodgeball practice

hes beloved because he gets paid to do practially nothing

is tays gonna fix him up with sha nay nay or shirly from whats happning

I wonder if Leo got a new set of shoes yet?

I’m sure the coach discusses his love life with his players…

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Welp, it took more than a year, but it seems finally everyone’s acknowledged that Gil is a Newly Divorced Dude, and so the question arises: Who’s he gonna have sex with? Is it this kid’s grandmother? Apparently everyone in town wants a piece, but this kid was thoughtful enough to get dibs for his grandmother.

P3a- “I’m flattered, but I’ve seen your Nana. Just tell her to stay the hell away from me!"

Gil : “… hey!… Leo!… I’m lookin to trade UP!… not DOWN!… tell your grandma to keep it in her pants…”

Wow, it just occurred to me, Nana has to be a celebrity of the Swift or Abdul/Jabbar stature. Gil is going to the Bucket with Angelina Jolie!

In a future “celebrity” appearance, Gil gets introduced to Kim Kardashian.

BRRRRINNNGGGG!!!!!!!

BRRRRINNNGGGG!!!!!!!

BRR-

“Milford Dating Consortium. Yes we do. Visa or Mastercard is fine. Name please. Jamie? No ‘e’ at the end? It’s all good. Last name? Thorp? Yes, I understand many get that confused with Jim Thorpe. Now before we go any further, I have to ask you as part of standard procedure, are you 18 or older?…”

I hope Christmas Morning brings us Gil waking up in Mel’s bed as a startled ToBo walks in on them.

Eharmony.com/milford

I take after my Nana. Do I have to sell it more?

Friday: Chapter V- Trans Spotting

“OOH OOH, I GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!!!!!!

OOH OOH, I GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!!!!!!!!”

“Awright, Springsteen wannabe, time to head back to your room. Heehaw’s been asleep for 2 hours.”

Where’s that woman reporter that always had the hots for Gil-Doh

So Leo(?) is a fan of radiation I see. But why is Gil firing a pass at Tays’ head? And speaking of head, if you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp you can move to the head of the class.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/30/gilbot-dont-take-no-crap/

Didn’t he already have a sleepover with beth?

Looks like Gil’s gonna take the skin boat to tuna town!