Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 18, 2024

His hair gets shorter each day.

Is he going to attempt to sexually assault Beth?

So it is Beth. Who or what is Darby?

Time to hire Big John Pascoe as a bouncer.

Gil and Martin happen to be walking by. Let’s stop in for a grape nehi.

Its 7 a.m. EST and no sign of the troll yet…

Looks like Marty might need a long conversation with his AA sponsor. Back to step one.

Did a Beth say she is cutting them off or cutting him off?

Is that Marty in panel 1?

I think the artist has had more than a few.

P2: A Pilgrim walks into a bar and asks the bartender for help with his buckle. “Open or close,” she asks the Pilgrim…

I’m just going to say that there’s no proof (yet) that Marty did the shot…

Is that the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz in P2?

the custermer in panal two is that a albino wearing a wig ?

P3: Good idea, the 2025 COTY is looking pretty rough.

cliff claven from cheers joins the fun panal one

marty got that bad haircut because he was tired of stupid kids like jami thinking he was dr benton quest from the johnny quest show

Who’s the guy with the mustache in the first panel? I don’t recall anyone other than Marty and Coach ’nads

From panel one to panel three we see the clear progression to stick figures.

The night Barney’s Pub ran out of chocolate milk.

P-1: No one recognizes guest star appearances, anymore.

P-2.5: I prefer my bottles open. It makes it easier to drink that way.

P-3: Beth practices for afterwork.

It sure would be nice if somebody cut Henry off.

Open or close what? Wrong answers only.

P 2 : As $hit-faced as he is, he’s still right.