Herman by Jim Unger for December 03, 2021

This always seems to happen on airplanes

She needs a 4XL seat.

It won’t be plenty of seats, just because you said it.

Standing room only

Pots sub.

That’s a lotta person there. Makes life interesting in s-o-o-o many ways.

…and don’t expect to be finding Marilyn Monroe at this bust stop, either.

See Today’s Bozo.

As the Pennsylvania Dutch say, “She sits broad”.

She should have to buy two tickets.

He doesn’t want to have to share a seat with her or even have to sit next to her.

Get a cup of coffee and wait for the next bus.

That’s a big woman!

Looks like Big Bertha Butt’s gone up a bit in tonnage over the years!

She’ll take a whole bench…

Hope there is a large seat in the back.

That reminds me of the seats at the huskers football games, always had a sumo female sitting next to me.

School buses’ capacity is based on the assumption of three per seat. As shown above, that is not always a reasonable assumption.

I hope the bus has a good suspension.

No worries, we’re actually waiting for a dump truck.