Publix is gonna get rid of its scales in new stores. Thank goodness. I was publicly shamed by you know it, a male of the human species, galloping up to say I can do better than that lady. Southern males believe they were put on this earth to tease women; not any women, mind you, just the ones who won’t take a fist to their faces.
When I was in the service, I had to maintain certain physical fitness and weight standards as did everyone else. My proposal to put the entire squadron on the truck scale and divide by the number of members was shot down by my commander.
I’ve got a similar issue. The always weight me at the doctors office with all my clothes a nod coat and cellphone. You can’t believe how much my clothing weighs!
Dirty Dragon almost 3 years ago
“A lie.”
allen@home almost 3 years ago
She looks like could go 350 all by herself.
C almost 3 years ago
Delusion at it’s finest
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nice try, lady. This made me LOL.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
Our scale only goes to 300.
jessie d. almost 3 years ago
Publix is gonna get rid of its scales in new stores. Thank goodness. I was publicly shamed by you know it, a male of the human species, galloping up to say I can do better than that lady. Southern males believe they were put on this earth to tease women; not any women, mind you, just the ones who won’t take a fist to their faces.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
The scales wants 2 pennies.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Your weight in kilos
mdcatdad almost 3 years ago
Henry Youngman joke: you know you weigh too much when you get on the scale and the display says, “one at a time, please!”
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wishful thinking!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
That’s nice – they share everything. “… and the two shall become one.”
dflak almost 3 years ago
When I was in the service, I had to maintain certain physical fitness and weight standards as did everyone else. My proposal to put the entire squadron on the truck scale and divide by the number of members was shot down by my commander.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Ummm divided in thirds maybe….lol
Ubintold almost 3 years ago
More like divided by 1.5 maybe.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
A really good laugh this am. Needed that.
moeric9 almost 3 years ago
What’s 350 pounds divided by 2? According to my calculator, 250 & 100.
sandflea almost 3 years ago
Her half’s 250.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
One hell of a big white lie…
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ve got a similar issue. The always weight me at the doctors office with all my clothes a nod coat and cellphone. You can’t believe how much my clothing weighs!
bobgreenwade almost 3 years ago
For the record, the answer is 175, and I’m pretty sure neither of them weighs less than that.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 3 years ago
That’s how she divides the food bill also.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 3 years ago
Imaginary numbers.