Does that dress show the list of ingredients she wants?
Two medium, she is on a diet.
One large and supersize it.
But hold the anchovies!
He’ll get a tip like no other
“… and what size of pizza would you like?”
And a diet Pepsi!
Yes, you need to ask. But (no) you shouldn’t ask “Or need I ask?”
According to a story Yogi Berra once ordered a pizza and the person asked him if he wanted it cut into 6 slices or 8. He told them “Make it 6. I don’t think I can eat 8.”
Large please. In case some one throws a spear at me.
https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2022/01/18?ct=v&cti=1538066
Extra cheese, for certain.
Yeah, these are one of the pieces that just don’t hold up, anymore.
You know what? There’s another pizza place just a couple of blocks away.
Kudos to the artist for drawing the pattern on that dress. That was a lot of work.
My first bought was, ‘making fun of fat people isn’t very PC…
See all those boxes behind him? Those all belong to her carry out order.
“How would you like to be a topping, string bean?”
I didn’t know a large pizza box could fit there (readers choice).
One of each please…
I want extra large and no snorting.
Large with a diet Coke. ;)
And I’ll have a Diet Coke.
Question is How Many?
Always large. Best value and leftovers.
Do you have any pizza’s for buffalo size ladies?
And the pickle and the lettuce. Special orders don’t upset us!
“Or do I need to ask?”…..Only if you want to live.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger over 2 years ago
Does that dress show the list of ingredients she wants?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Two medium, she is on a diet.
allen@home over 2 years ago
One large and supersize it.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
But hold the anchovies!
sandpiper over 2 years ago
He’ll get a tip like no other
BTO over 2 years ago
“… and what size of pizza would you like?”
C over 2 years ago
And a diet Pepsi!
Doug K over 2 years ago
Yes, you need to ask. But (no) you shouldn’t ask “Or need I ask?”
dflak over 2 years ago
According to a story Yogi Berra once ordered a pizza and the person asked him if he wanted it cut into 6 slices or 8. He told them “Make it 6. I don’t think I can eat 8.”
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
Large please. In case some one throws a spear at me.
https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2022/01/18?ct=v&cti=1538066
M2MM over 2 years ago
Extra cheese, for certain.
rossevrymn over 2 years ago
Yeah, these are one of the pieces that just don’t hold up, anymore.
Kaputnik over 2 years ago
You know what? There’s another pizza place just a couple of blocks away.
mrsdonaldson over 2 years ago
Kudos to the artist for drawing the pattern on that dress. That was a lot of work.
magicwalnut Premium Member over 2 years ago
My first bought was, ‘making fun of fat people isn’t very PC…
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
See all those boxes behind him? Those all belong to her carry out order.
mindjob over 2 years ago
“How would you like to be a topping, string bean?”
petermerck over 2 years ago
I didn’t know a large pizza box could fit there (readers choice).
paranormal over 2 years ago
One of each please…
garcoa over 2 years ago
I want extra large and no snorting.
ScratchyPDX over 2 years ago
Large with a diet Coke. ;)
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
And I’ll have a Diet Coke.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Question is How Many?
PAR85 over 2 years ago
Always large. Best value and leftovers.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Do you have any pizza’s for buffalo size ladies?
Jim Kerner over 2 years ago
And the pickle and the lettuce. Special orders don’t upset us!
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
“Or do I need to ask?”…..Only if you want to live.