Herman by Jim Unger for May 02, 2022

What am I missing here?

Orange you glad she didn’t use a banana?

How could he “say” anything with his mouth bandaged that way?

What?!?

This can happen when you get your news thru the grapevine.

Low hanging bangs, no glasses. He’s lucky she got that close to his mouth.

It’s better than not being able to hear because you have a banana in your ear…

Wtf?

I guess she needs glasses since she can’t tell the difference in an ear and a mouth.

???????????????

Don’t be silly, it was a cranberry.

“Same as always.”

with all the hair in his ear, no way could that feat be accomplished. If the grape wanted to join all his pals in the vino they need to find his big yap, the void eternally open spouting nonsense.

That’s his ear?

I think he meant gripe.

Yes, but HOW did he say it?

Lame.