Herman by Jim Unger for June 09, 2022

Not only will she lose weight, but at halloween she can dress up like a ’49 Buick.

That’s going to have multiple benefits

She heard so many diet jokes, it kept her in stitches…

“Mmm mmm mmm” as she nods and give the okay sign.

It’s also popular among her friends, family and spouse.

Looks like she’s on a ""staple" diet.

Well shut my mouth!

The staple on the right is just there for emphasis.

Mmrrff.

Anything she wants as long as it’s through a straw.

Those are steel clasps.

Looks like stomach bands are losing their appeal

That method might work for me…as long as my hands were tied.

She: Mmmfffmmmffffmmmmffff!

Proximal stomach stapling.

Wiring her mouth shut just didn’t work…

I hope she never gets nasal congestion.

Not only can she not eat, but as a bonus, she cannot complain either.

It SHOULD work.